Dream smp incorrect quotes + reader

Compilation pt.3 markiplier makes edition!

*sapnap, George, and dream standing on the ocean shore with sand castle building equipment*
Sapnap:it's me...sapnap.*long pause*
Sapnap: "Sandy vagina"
George and dream:*laughing*
Sapnap:with a vagina so packed full of sand.
Sapnap:*long grunt then a holding something motion* a-a pearl!

Jshlatt:*in French accent* notice him there with his tiny penis.
Jshlatt:*points to painting of Wilbur posing in his war clothes*
Jshlatt:oh so small.

*wilbur, tommy, and tubbo all in a kitchen with materials to make a cake*
Wilbur:we are here to conquer cake once and for all.
Wilbur:*motions towards tommy*introducing tommy, "the tubbo" sheid.
Wilbur:*motions towards tubbo*And tubbo, "the tommy" sheid.
Y/n:*from behind the camera giggling*together they make Tombo-
Tubbo and tommy:NOOOOOOO! Noooooo!
Y/n and Wilbur:*laughing hard af*

Tommy:Tubbo, who's been writing in his basement alone for years.
Tommy:his grandchildren, never called. But when he makes this book- what's it called?*looks over to Tubbo curiously*
Tubbo:horses...
Tubbo:presidents?*looks over to Tommy, nodding with a smile*
Tommy:*pats shoulder*keep working on it.

*tommy and y/n in the kitchen making pizza*
Tommy:it's me, tommy.
Tommy: "the sausage"
Y/n:PFFFT-*laughs and spits on Tommy's face*
Tommy:*rubs off spit* man say it not spry it y/n, Jesus.

Y/n:*in the kitchen for a cremé brûlée cooking video*I'd like to welcome to the stage, uh... Wingus and Dingus.
*tommy and tubbo walk in The kitchen from different sides.*
Tommy:WHO READY TO CREAM!?

Wilbur:*smooshing butter in his hands above the bowl* MELT! WITH THE POWER OF MY HEAT!-

Tommy:Iv never painted before in my life
Y/n:you've never finger painted?
Tommy:never!
Y/n:not even finger painted?
Tommy:no! Well maybe, I don't know. We were poor children-
Y/n:"we didn't have fingers"

Dream:I had such tough competition with technoblade here
Dream:*looks over at tommy*....eh- you tried.