geoff: just got my fifth and final vaccine shot today bros my arm is as sore as a bitch
courtney: your.. fifth vaccine shot?
geoff: ya?
courtney: which vaccine are you taking?
geoff: the one that sounds like a pokemon
cody: they all do tbh
courtney: moderna, pfizer, or j&j?
geoff: all three?
courtney: ohh my god
izzy: my vaccine was called HEROIN 😛
eva: not the time izzy
harold: so you took five shots?
geoff: yea all today
courtney: GEOFF?
geoff: what
courtney: you're supposed to one take one shot, and then two weeks later get your second
harold: unless, you get the dreaded johnson and johnson, which is only one shot.
dj: sometimes, geoff, i really do think you're smart. you say something creative or intelligent that no one else in the room would think of. and in that moment i'm like, damn! that's my buddy right there! i'm so proud of you!
dj: this is not one of those moments
bridgette: geoff wtf ..
geoff: ?? dont you need all three to be safe
sierra: td twt update geoff has died
geoff: AM I GOING TO DIE?????
bridgette: bruh get to a hospital dont come home i dont wanna catch ur bad vibes
duncan: imagine those r the last words you say to him
noah: mfers speedrunning death
harold: how did you even get all three
geoff: i went to five diff places ⛷
dj: can i adopt your dog if you die
geoff: yuh you're the godfather
duncan: bro tell the news abt this you can be rich with this story if it goes viral
duncan: especially if you die
courtney: he is not going to die
courtney: theres articles about this happening you'll probably just have doctors at your house to monitor you
bridgette: geoff i am not sharing a house with doctors that make me pay like 1.5k for an ambulance
bridgette: go live with dj
dj: NO
dj: PLEASE DON'T
dj: my mom would beat ur ass
geoff: i'm not calling the hospital i'm just gna vibe
geoff: and make vids so i get popular and then star in my own netflix show
geoff: and then make a bad song and have it go viral only bc i'm already famous and then ill get cancelled for thinking the earth is flat
trent: reading up in this chat was like getting hit by a car and then standing up and having an airplane crash into you 👎
izzy: THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE
cody: welcome back to fact or cap 🤔
eva: does anyone else have any other mildly horrific experience to share or should we call it a day
justin: izzy getting hit by a plane is mildly horrific?
eva: i literally live with her
justin: good point
sierra: everyone drop the craziest or stupidest thing you've done winner gets therapy
heather: sierra i think you should keep that prize for yourself
sierra: but then i lose my PIZAZZ
sierra: my lil HOO-HAH
sierra: did a lil pizazz and hoo-hah ever hurt anybody
dj: yes!?
izzy: when we're talking crazy are we talking on or off of drugs
sierra: hmm both is fine
trent: are we just gonna. not acknowledge any of that.
noah: no
courtney: the stupidest thing i ever did was date duncan
duncan: i don't like this game
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me when i start this chapter in july and finish in september
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Fanfictionhated the old one. liked the concept. here we fucking go. again.
