Cody: My ex girlfriend (who is REAL) died like 2 years ago (this isn't the scary part) and I just got a text from her old account with a mysterious ahh link
Cody: Chat I'm cooked 😭
Trent: wait, rewind, exgirlfriend? REAL?
Harold: It was the girl he was e-dating ⤴️
Trent: i don't even count that shit that's just embarrassing
Cody: GUYS IM SERIOUS IM SO SCARED
Noah: You should click the link
Cody: What if it's an imgur link to her dead body bro 😭
Gwen: then send a pic of it here or sumn idk man
Gwen: #artreference
Cody: bruh what if the first time I see her face is when it's all like 😵 WHAT DO I DO
Bridgette: don't click the link, cody. that's how your Instagram gets hacked
Cody: Err so about that..
Trent: ...
Harold: He's a discordian
Gwen: cody can u become a deodorantian instead
Noah: Maybe it's a link to her twitch streamed funeral. I know you'd lock in if it was that
Cody: STOP
Cody: Guys I'm seriously so scared I'm tweaking out
Cody: I'M TWEAKING SO BAD
Bridgette: just block her??
Trent: he reads her texts before he goes to bed every night
Gwen: oh hell naw
Gwen: bro DEFINITELY uses character ai
Cody: STOP IT
Harold: Nothing's wrong with character ai
Duncan: I would kill myself before admitting anything like that you fools are outrageous
Noah: Okay, so can you do it?
Duncan: mf what
Noah: Do it
Duncan: MF? WHAT
Noah: You saw the message
Bridgette: yall 😭
Gwen: guys... guys... we don't have to argue ... we don't have to fight...
Gwen: NOAH! NOAH LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT LIKE YOU!
Bridgette: I'm cryinggg 😭
Duncan: it's exactly like him bro
Duncan: He was definitely a backup dancer in the MONTERO music video
Gwen: I'M SCREAMING
Cody: Guys... can we talk about me again...
Bridgette: no
Gwen: LOL
Duncan: Click the link Cody no balls
Noah: Yeah do what Mr. y²=x³ chin said
Duncan: bro what
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Gwen: WHY IS IT ACCURATE I'M SOBBING
Ezekiel: Duncan, man, you just got roasted 😂. Noah, you have won the internet for today!
Noah: kill yourself
Ezekiel: oh
Cody: Guys I'm gonna do it
Noah: Finally
Noah: Who's in your will
Cody: I MEAN CLICK THE LINK
Cody: im sos scared im twekaibg help me
Harold: You're twekaibg?
Cody: SHUST IP
Cody: OK I'm doing it
Gwen: bro wants attention so bad 💀
Duncan: LMFAO
Cody: There's a way to make serious money quickly, but it's not for everyone. Those who join early reap the biggest rewards. The opportunity won't last long—act now, or you'll regret it when you see others prospering where you hesitated. But remember, once you're in, there's no turning back.
Cody: There's a way to make serious money quickly, but it's not for everyone. Those who join early reap the biggest rewards. The opportunity won't last long—act now, or you'll regret it when you see others prospering where you hesitated. But remember, once you're in, there's no turning back.
Cody: FOLLOW THE FOG.
Cody: FOLLOW THE FOG.
Cody: Redibimus in tempore. Redibimus in tempore. Redibimus in tempore. Redibimus in tempore. Redibimus in tempore. Redibimus in tempore.
Cody: REDIBIMUS IN TEMPORE.
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Duncan: LMFAOOOO
Gwen: WHAT THE HELL
Gwen: bro got hacked BAD 💀💀
Bridgette: WHAT LINK DID HE EVEN PRESS WTF
Cody: Redibimus in tempore. Redibimus in tempore. Redibimus in tempore. W wil rturn in tim. W wil rturn in tim.985865568NWLINTcN98758659 w wil rturn in tim.
Noah: Cool. Thanks for sharing
Cody: There's a way to make serious money quickly, but it's not for everyone. Those who join early reap the biggest rewards. The opportunity won't last long—act now, or you'll regret it when you see others prospering where you hesitated. But remember, once you're in, there's no turning back.
Cody: GUYS I CANY SEE MU LEYBPATD JELP ME
Cody: MY SVREEN IS GLICTJING OUT SO BAD I CAJY SEE AJY6IONG
