When Jenny and I walked backstage I looked around and saw John Cena,Daniel Bryan,the USOs,Randy Orton,Dolph Ziggler,Miz,Kofi,Rusev,Sheamus,the Bellas,Paige,Aj,Summer,Eva Marie,Nattie,Naomi,and Brock Lesnar all staring me in shock,looking me up and down in disbelief.
"Who wanted me back here?" I asked looking around uncomfortable.
"I did" a voice said.I looked to my left and saw Vince Mchahon with his daughter Stephanie and Triple H.I also saw the shield.
I Am not a big fan of them because they need 3 people to show dominance.
I walked over toward Vince."What you want with me?" I asked with attitude.
"You should layoff with the attitude,they could sew us." Jenny whispered in my ear.
"They can't sew us." I told her out loud.
"Why the hell we can't?" Triple H asked,"You just put our employee in the hospital." He said raising his voice.I narrowed my eyes at him.
"If I was you I would lower that tone of mine,I have ADHD and I'm like a ticking bomb." I hissed at him.
He looked a little taken back."And to answer your question,first" I put up my first finger,"the 1st amendment states we have a freedom of speech and opinion and that's exactly what Jenny here was doing.Expressing her opinion,she cannot help that Kane heard her.
"Second,"I said holding up my second finger,"Kane came over and started chocking her,she could have died.What I did to Kane was self offense for her."
I walked up to his face and yelled," It's not you who would be sewing us,but the other way around."
Jenny walked up to me and padded my head "good girl" she said to me like I was a dog.I fought the urge to smack her.
"Where did you learn to fight like that?" Randy asked me."Omg you're Randy Orton!"exclaimed Jenny while running over to him and attacking his face with kisses while grabbing his butt.
"what the hell!"Randy asked trying to pry her off him.
"My name is Angel and I'm an ex-street fighter.I learned moves from watching UFC,MMA,and WWE."I replied to his question.
"How would you like to be a diva that could fight both sex?" Vince asked with a smile.
"I'm going to UFC/MMA in 2 years."I told him.
"WWE could help you get into that,this could be practice for you."Vince was practically begging me to become a diva.
"why are you begging her Vince?" Brie Bella asked.
"yea"Nikki Bella nodded her head,"She isn't our typical diva." Nikki finished while looking me up and down.
I walked up to her and ask."Why?Is it because my hair is green?Is is because I can actually whoop-ass?Is it because I don't dress like you?"
I Asked pointing at her outfit.
"Serious Nikki,I can see your ass poking out and that shirt looks like it's going to explode because of your humongous fake breast.When you dance and do your little entrance all I'm thinking is someone give this bitch a pole."I finished.
I saw Summer snickering beside the Jimmy Uso.I walked over there and asked,"what you laughing at blondie.You need to learn some dance moves instead of twitching around the ring,twitchie!!
Everyone was laughing.
Summer glared at me and walked off.
I turned to Vince and told him I would love to become a diva.
He beamed and jumped up to hug me."Our ratings are going to blow up with you,I just know it." he said while rubbing my back in circles.He let go.
"Great that's settled,so who wants to become a legal guardian" Jenny asked while waving my adoption papers around like its nothing.
"I'll adopt her."a quiet,but a voice that held authority called out.
I heard gasp.
I turned around and looked down and saw nothing but black.Then my eyes inched a little up and I saw tattoos down both arms.I looked at the persons face and I saw the face of 1/2 of brothers of destruction and the undefeated man at Wrestlemania 21-0.I saw the face of the dead man,the Undertaker.
I saw Jenny hand him the papers with a pen.I snatched it out of his hand so quick and looked at Jenny like she had lost her damn mind.
"That's it.You're just going to give him my adoption papers without asking him his name or why he wanted to adopt me!I just put his brother in a hospital,this could be revengeYou're just going to give me away like I'm a damn cow or horse!!" I screamed at her with anger and hurt.
"You should be happy that someone wants you." I heard Nikki's voice.I turned around so quick and was ready to pounce on her when strong arms wrapped around my waste.
"Easy there little fighter,save it for the ring.relax."the voice told me.I turned around and I am met with a "Eat.Sleep.Conquer.Repeat" shirt.Brock Lesnar.
I look around and saw the shield smirking at me for some reason and I walked over there.
"what ya'll smirking about?" I huffed and crossed my arms.
"Don't worry about that babe"said Seth touching my cheek.Dean and Roman started touching my hair.
"Don't touch me you roaches,I don't know where your hands been!" I yelled at them.
"what did you just call us,roaches!" Roman hissed.The three of them bended down to my level.
"Watch who you talking to sweet thing.We are the shield and have destroyed everyone we have stepped into the ring with.We can destroy you!believe that and believe.in.the.shield."Dean told me aggressively.
I rolled my eyes and and raised my hand.I slapped the three of them in sync.
"You want me to believe in the shield.Make.Me.Believe."I screamed in their faces.
Jenny came back with my suitcase,I don't remember her leaving.I grabbed it from her,took Taker's arm and walked out Like.A.Boss.!!
