The Land of the Potatoes

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Once upon a time, there was a wondrous land full of sparkling, rushing waterfalls, soft fields, and tall green trees filled with coconuts. Why was this land so beautiful you ask? Well its because us humans have been wiped off the planet due to the cause of a big rampage because Bella chose Edward instead of Jacob in Twilight. There are only two losers who didn't read twilight and are actually alive: Dr. Weisman and kristen. And of course there were 5 million potatoes to accompany them. So no pollution, global warming, Twilight, or Obama Care. The Land of the Potatoes was headed for the better.

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