"Well that happened," said Dr. Weisman as a baby potato climbed up her leg.
kristen laughed and picked up a potato and began to stroke it.
"If we are going to live here now," said Dr. Weisman, "We are going to need to lay down some rules. It will be the same rules and laws as the Old World, including one more. And it may be the most important one of them all. NO EATING THEM POTATOES. okay?"
"Ugh, fine," said kristen.
See Kristen here had much love for potatoes. She had grown up in a small town in Idaho where her father was a potato farmer, and her mother made her famous potato smoothies. Unfortunately they all read Twilight so they are now deceased.
These potatos, you see, are not like any potato. They have big, adorable eyes, a sparkling smile, and cute little potato butts.
They can also play instruments.
kristen and Dr. Weisman soon learned that when kristen had found a piano.
One potato, whom Dr. Weisman had named Ed, was very musically talented and began to play very beautifully on the piano.
So there the last survivors were, sitting around an old piano, listening to Ed the potato play the piano. It was beautiful.
For now.
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The Land of the Potatos
HumorThis story is so stupid that it might actually be funny. Maybe. All I know is that it involves potatoes and that should be enough to please you.
