I get out of bed going to the bathroom brushing my hair and teeth and i walk out going down stairs making coffee and i go on my phone and i have a message
Mason ; had to leave for training I'll be back in a few hours
I put my phone done
Tegan; bullshit
Tally : what's bullshit
Tegan; knock
Tally ; nah we gotta go to andys place
Tegan: why
Tally ; dunno andy called me he was like u and tegan need to come to mine ben and bill are already there and there talking to tessa throw face time
Tegan: kinda scared of whats happening
Tally ; so am i so get dressed and lets go
Tegan: ok
I get up going upstairs and i get dressed and i go back down
Tally : move bitch
Tegan : i am
We walk out the door getting in talls car and she drives to andys
Tally : where are the kids
Andy : school dumbass
Tally : oh yh
Ben : its the dumbasses
Tessa ; hey don't be so mean
Tegan : yh don't be so mean
Bill : why are we all here cause if u say catch up I'm gonna punch u
Andy : not a catch up
Ben ; then what i got better this to be doing
Tessa: and hugo needs a feed in a minute so get on with it
Bill ; u having another kid
Tegan: please don't say your moving away again
Tally : shut up and let him talk
Andy ; thank u
Ben ; get on with it
Andy : well mum called this morning
Bill : what
Andy : shut it
Tessa : what did mum say
Andy : shes pregnant
Ben ; are u what
Tegan: oh dear lord
Tessa : shes old
Andy : but u know with us all being twins
Bill: mum and dad are gonna have fun with 2 new borns when there old are hell
Andy : make it 3
Ben ; fuck off are they having triplets
Andy : yh
Tally : oh
Tessa : fucking hell triplets
Bill ; mum and dad are gonna die with 3 kids
Ben ; theres gonna be a 30 year age gap with bill and andy to the 3 new babies
Tegan ; oh this is mad i thought me and tall were the last ones
Bill ; i thought ben and tessa were the last ones 2 years later u and tall were born
Tally ; am i the only one who thinks this is really bad like mums 49 and dad is 59 like how are they gonna handel 3 new borns . I think there crazy stupid and irresponsible
Tessa : no i agree with that but they know what there doing they have riased 6 kids
Bill ; look at u acting all growen up when u just a kid
Me and tally kick him
Bill : bitch
Tally ; aleast I'm young and heathly unlike u whos half way to death
Andy : were 30
Tally ; your young and healthy hes not
Tessa : why isn't he
Ben ; he smokes and drinks every night half way to death
Tegan: shut up about death lets just congratulate mum and dad
Ben : yes
Tally ; don't really want to congratulate
Tessa : just do it u bum
We all get our phones and i message my mum and dad congratulating them
Tegan: all done
Ben ; triplets tho
Andy : triplets are gonna be hard
Tally : they better prepare themself for sleepless night and we need to go
Tegan : why
Tally ; cause i want to now goodbye everyone
Tessa ; bye
Bill : see ya
Tegan: bye then
We say bye and we walk getting in her car
Tally : mum and dad are crazy
Tegan: u really aren't happy about the baby news
Tally : no its stupid of them like really stupid there old I'm surprised mum can still have kids
Tegan: yh
Tally : irresponsible there so fucking irresponsible
Tegan : just calm down
Tally : I'm pissed
Tegan: why its there lifes
Tally : i know its there lifes but by the time they leave school mum will be 64 and dad will be 74 old and there grandparents alredy i think its wrong
Tegan : i think u need to chill out a bit
Tally ; i need to get drunk
Tegan : or we could go to a dance class we haven't been in a long time and i know that chills u out
Tally ; it chilled me out when i was teenager
Tegan: were going to a dance class lets go to mine change and then dance
Tally ; haven't u got plans
Tegan: no
Tally ; not a date or seeing mason
Tegan : I'm not gonna hear from him again
Tally ; why are u and drew
Tegan : no i just know i sleep with someone and don't hear back
Tally : u slept with him
Tegan: yep
Tally ; yh your not gonna hear from him again its u
Tegan: exactly so me and u both need a distraction
Tally : dance class go get drunk and sleep with someone
Tegan : dance class and then u go home
Tally ; or dance class u go home and I'll get drunk and sleep with someone
Tegan ; your staying at mine so u don't sleep with anyone
Tally : have i told u how much i hate u
Tegan: not today
Tally : well i hate u
Tegan: and i love u
She nudges me
Tegan ; both hands on the wheel
Tally : they are
She carrys on driving and we get to mine and we change and then we head to a dance class which i could tell distracted tally it was fun afternoon
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