Tegan : ello
Ben ; ew its u
Tegan: ew back
He hugs me
Tegan : long time no see broski
Ben ; i know right sista
Ally : dude come upstairs saras gotta tell us something ben stay bere
Ben ; seriously
Ally : yes tegan now
We go upstairs
Tegan : sara whats with your Instagram private story last night
Ally : that's what shes gonna tell us
Sara : do not laugh
Ally : what happend
Sara : promise me u won't laugh
Tegan : promise
Ally : sure
Sara: basically me and this guy were going at it yesterday and i got on top and i have my down belows priced
Ally : since when
Tegan: shh i want to know what happend
Sara : well my piercing might have got caught on his....
Tegan: oh my
I cover my face trying to stop myself from laughing and ally was just dying of laughter
Sara ; fuck sake
Ally : no all good continue
Tegan ; i don't think they could have
Me and ally burst out laughing
Sara : fuck u
Tegan; sorry go
Sara; well we were literally crying the pain was awful and we couldn't move so we had to call an ambulance they couldn't get us separated. So they picked us up got us to an hospital and got us separated
I burst out laughing
Sara: thanks for asking if I'm ok
Ally ; I'm sorry are u ok
Sara ; i hurt but its manageable but lets go the market isn't gonna be there all day and poor ben alone .
Tegan: mhm
She gets up and shes limping and me and ally were dying of laughter all the way down stairs
Sara : shut the fuck up
Ben : what
Sara : nothing lets go
Ben: alright
We walk out the door getting in bens car and he drives to the market
Ally : oh what i would do some sweets
Ben : get some
Ally : Can't
Tegan: u can u just choose not to
Ben : just have it
Sara ; I'm getting chorus
Ally: screw it getting sweets
Tegan : were bad influences
Ben ; always been a bad influence you've all been a goodie to shoes
I push him
Tegan ; nothings wrong with it
Ben : boring
Tegan; fuck off
Ben; u fuck off and suck a big toe
Tegan; oi nah thats my thing
Ben ; no its mine u stole it from me
Tegan : no
Ben ; yes
Tegan: nope
Ben : i hate u
Ally ; we got our stuff
Sara : do u want anything
Tegan; I'm good thank u
Ben ; couldn't eat
sara : more for us
We look around the market and i buy a few things and there was this guy playing the guitar so i dance and i make ally join me
Sara : stop food
Tegan: fine rewin our fun
Ben ; but food nando's
Ally ; we get worry about yourself not us and our enjoyment
Sara : move
Tegan : yh yh
We walk over to nando's and we get a table
Sara ; is it usuals
Tegan: yes please
Ally ; yh
Sara : ben
Ben ; i get what tegans had
Sara ; alright
She walks off
Ally : what u watching
Tegan: football
Ben ; u don't watch football anymore
Tegan: yh well i said i would watch someone play
Ally : mason
Tegan : mhm
Ben ; mason who
Ally ; mount
Ben : Chelsea oh dear lord please tell me aren't friends with him
Tegan: i have a date with him
Ally ; since fucking when
Tegan: yesterday
Ben ; dads gonna kill u aswell me bill andy we don't support Chelsea
Tegan; shut up
Ben : so u and drew aren't happening
Ally ; can i slide in his dms
Ben ; snakey
Ally ; I'm joking i wouldn't do that to her and although drew might very fit to old 2 years older is my max age
Ben ; so i have a chance
I look at him and he smirks
Tegan: do not fuck my friend
Ben ; I'll fuck who ever the hell i want
Ally ; well u might get luckey
Tegan ; ally
Ally ; shh watch your football
I look at my phone but i lisen in on ally and bens conversation and they were hard core flirting and me and sara occasionally look at each other in disgust of ben and ally . And we ate
Sara : are we going
Tegan: they aren't listening
Sara ; u slap your dumbass brother and I'll slap the other dumbass
Tegan : ok
I get up from my seat and i slap ben around the back of his head and Sara does the same
Ally : what the fuck
Ben ; ow
Sara : move
Ally : that hurt
Sara : good now get the fuck up
They get up and we walk out
Ben ; who wone the game
Tegan: Chelsea
Sara : mason scored
Tegan: and tammy abraham
Ben ; what 2-0
Tegan : 2-1
Ben ; ah
Ally ; i don't get football
Sara : neither all i saw was people getting injuries
I let out a little laugh
Ally : don't interest me but u do
Ben : u interest me
Tegan : fuck u
Sara : lets leave them be lets meet the others and get shit faced
Tegan: have fun fucking each other just a warning u might catch something
Ben ; bitch
Ally : no I'm coming to the karaoke bar
Sara : then move
Ally ; we are
Tegan ; lets get shit caced
Sara : lets
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