frank: *pushes gerard onto bed* omg lets make out
gerard: ok bb
frank: *makes out with gerard*
gerard: *makes out with frank*
frank: omg ur such a hot lezbian
gerard: no u r
frank: *kisses gerard* ik bb wanna make out again
gerard: yea
frank: *makes out with gerard again*
gerard: *makes out with frank again*
frank: *sniffs air*
gerard: wut u smellin
frank: somethin burn
gerard: that mi luv for u-oH ME GOD THAT MI BISCETTI
frank: u spacetti !!!!11!
gerard: *pushes frank off him*
gerard: *runs to kitchen*
gerard: mi sgapetti on fyre!
frank: dat reminds me...my new mix tape is firin go download it
gerard: ok bb hold on me spahegti is fyrin
frank: hold on I gotp dis *gets cup from cabinet*
frank: *gets water from faucet*
frank: *drinks water*
frank: *gets another cup*
frank: u tirsty
gerard: yea
frank: *pours another cup*
gerard: thx
gerard: *drinks water* wanna call 119
frank: nah I got dis babey
frank: *pulls down pants*
gerard: wait wut r u doin
frank: imma pp on fyre to make fyre go away
gerard: no dat me spagatte
frank: o yea hold on
frank: *gets fire extinguisher*
frank: *puts out fire*
gerard: omg my hero.........gerard: my frank ie-hero...