It was dark n scary night n jack n alex were hungary so jack say
jack: imma make some dinner bby wut u want
n alex say: how bout lasagna
n jack say: ok brb
...
after makin some lasagna, jack took shower bc he got all dirty
alex: jack why u in shower we gon eat din din bb
jack: i got all dirty, i got sauce n cheese on me bby
alex: LoL ???u got saucey
jack: lol u like that bb
alex: hehehe- wait a secont there beepin noises in kitchen
jack: is ur phone ringin
alex: no
jack: mine?
alex: no
jack: rians?
alex: rian not here
jack: zack??
alex: he not here either.....
jack: o, what beepin sound then go lookie look
so alex went 2 go see what beepin sound is in kitchen, but there was smoke everywhere and alex cough
alex: jack!!!!! fire in da house!!!!
when jack hear alex yellin in kitchen he put towel on and ran out to kitc hen
jack: omg!!! somebody call 911! shawty fire burnin on da dancefloor wooaahh!
alex: not funny!!! we need to get rid of frire! what we do!!
jack: idkk!!! cant calle fire departmen! i nakey!!!!
alex: why!!
jack: they see my pee pee!!!
alex: tru!! what we do jak!!
jack: get hose!
alex: not long enough! it outside!!!
jack: omg! it gettin bigger what we do!
alex: omg idk!
jack: ok wait, i see dis in movie
jack took off his towel and laid it on top of the flames, putting the fire out. hee stood nakey, lookin in oven, but saw no lasagna
alex: omg u did it!!!
jack: i kno, it was so scary omg
alex: ur my hero!!
jack: aw bby-
alex: my frank i-hero
jack: .....................
jack: wait-
alex then pointed to uncooked lasagna on counter, realizing they never put it in the oven........
