😢 it's the final incorrect quotes of thsi book </3
Anyways enjoy!
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Ranboo: keep your eyes on the road
Tommy, practicing for his drivers license test: oh I see a sign!
Ranboo: what does it say?
Tommy: welcome to Sydney.
Ranboo: HOW DID WE CROSS THE ENTIRE PACIFIC OCEAN?
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dream: YOU ARE THE WORST! I CANT BELIEVE YOI CHEATED! HOW COULD YOU THROW OUR RELATIONSHIP AWAY?
George: ME? THE WORST? DONT POINT FIGURES AT ME, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CHEATED FIRST.
Dream: I AM SO MAD AT YOU!
Sapnap: I think that's enough uno for tonight..
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Mr. Soot: oh the power went out? How are we supposed to finish class
Tubbo: I got this
Tubbo: *starts shaking rapidly and lights up*
Mr. Soot: how?
Tubbo: I swallowed like 70 glow sticks earlier!
Mr. Soot, sobbing: why?
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Karl: quackity where's the milk? I thought you went to the store?
Quackity: * mumbles *
Karl: what?
Quackity: I couldn't reach it.. it was on the top shelf..
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Sapnap: people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up the room
Sapnap: it's called arson.
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Sapnap: why did you send me the entire script of the incredible 2
Karl: because I wanted you to know your incredible too.
Sapnap: but I already know that
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Mr. Soot: I think I forgot something
Mr. Blade: if you forgot it then it's probably not important.
Mr. Soot: your right
The class who were left in the petting zoo 2 days ago:
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Dream: why haven't you eaten your food?
Sapnap: I can't
Dream: why not
Sapnap: because it's..
*slow dramatic zoom*
Sapnap: frozen
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George: what's a ship?
Sapnap: it's a big boat
George: why would people want me and dream in a boat together
Dream: *wheezing in a corner*
Sapnap: what do you mean?
George: people say they ship me and dream. Wanted to know what they meant.
Dream: *falls on the floor wheezing*
Sapnap: THIS ISNT FUNNY!
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Tommy: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
Tommy: okay it was my idea but-
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Tubbo: what the fuck is an incorrect quote?
Ranboo: probably this
Tubbo: oh okay
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Techno: I'm going to sing you a song it's called "my mental health
Techno: *inhales*
Techno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Mr. Soot: *standing on a chair*
Class: are you playing a game or something?
Mr. Soot: yea it's called 'I saw a roach and I have no idea where it went'
Class: *scrambles to get on a chair*
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Dream: Sapnap , my man, my bro, my pal, my dude, my homie, what the frick are you doing?
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George: GUYS IM STILL AT THE GAS STATION! YOU LEFT ME HERE! HOW DID YOU FORGET AN ENTIRE HUMAN BEING? I STILL EXIST YOU KNOW!
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Wilbur: come on I wasn't that drunk
Dream: you asked me if I was single and cried when I said I wasn't...
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AND THATS ALL FOLKS, HAVE A GOOD DAY! DRINK WATER, EAT, PISS, TAKE A SHIT. WHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED TO DO, DO IT! BYEEE
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