Not The Only Weirdo

Prologue

A/n: Enjoy.

Vegeta In Drip Presents...

(???: We all want a perfect family, but hey. Who's perfect, am I right?)

The camera shows an old station wagon zooming down a tunnel from all angles.

(???2: Every family has it's challenges. From picture day....)

(???: ....To picky eaters. For my family, our greatest challenge.....)

(Both ???: ....probably the machine apocalypse.)

The screen shows a group of robots at the end of the tunnel.

Robot 1: The last humans must be somewhere.

Robot: 2: Wait, they're coming!

Robot 1 sees headlights.

Robot 1: Is that a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon......or is it-

The station wagon ran all the robots over. The camera changes to the interior where everyone's panicking. Katie Mitchell, Aaron Mitchell, Linda Mitchell, Rick Mitchell, and Katie's friend, James Dawson aka JD.

Rick: Hot! HOT!! HOOOT!!!!

Rick spilt coffee while driving.

Linda: I told you to get a lid!!

Katie: The dog is biting my hair!

James: No! Bad Monchie!

Aaron: AHHHHH!!!!

The camera freezes.

...a fanfiction based on the awesome (and hilarious) "The Mitchells vs the Machines" Netflix film by Sony Animation....

(???: Well......there we are. *awkwardly* Warriors.)

Camera unfreeze.

(???2: Most action heros have a lot of strengths....)

Aaron: Dad, LOOK OUT!!!

Rick: Katie! Use a weapon!

(???: My family......ONLY has weaknesses.)

Katie throws her shoe, bouncing off the window and hitting her face.

Katie: Ow!

James: Oh jeez, are you ok!?

Katie: Yeah....all good *thumbs up*

The car speeds around a corner as robots fly out the window of a Good Get building. They begin blasting the road around the car as Rick screams in a odd fashion.

(???2: Hehe. Hey Kate.)

(Katie: Yeah, JD?)

(James: Y'know what this reminds me of? That screaming gibbon monkey from that YouTube video.)

(Katie: Heh. Yeah. You're right. *Ahem* anyways...)

The car swerves past more robots as it charges towards what seems to be a kids building. (Y'know what I mean) It goes right into the window as it flies over a ball pit.

(Katie: Look out robots...)

(James: ...Cuz we're brave...)

Aaron is screaming bloody murder.

(Katie: And we're HUNGRY.........for action....)

Linda is furiously eating wavy chips.

(James: ....and we're STRAPPED IN......for success!!!)

Katie and James look as if they're being crushed by their seatbelt. (they're sharing.)

The car rams the window on the other side of the building and races to the camera.

(Katie: And we have...)

(James: ...No idea...)

(Both: ...WHAT WE'RE DOING.)

(The Mitchells [and JD] vs the Machines)
"Not the Only Weirdo"
Katie Mitchell x Male OC

A/n: Hope you enjoyed this short, yet sweet, prologue o' mine. This is but a mere taste of the craziness that will commence. Wanna see more? Put in them votes and your wish is my command. Peace out, my fellow crazies.