Dumb Fanfiction Moments

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-the girls names are either Rose, Kylie, Grace, Eve, or Ellie and if none of those are your names you are died to us.

-there is never the real Harry

-her parents are all alcoholics, abusive, dead, or just plain dumb. (If your parents are any of these, I am truly sorry)

-she never has a pet and if she does have one then she forgets all about it.

-she only wear over size sweaters or shirts, legging, ugg boots, and natural makeup.

-she always strives for "the natural look" consist of BB cream, foundation, powder, electric purple eyeshadow, bright red lipstick,and 3 layers of mascara and fake eye lashes.

So natural I thought you where a tree🌲.

-your hair is always wavy always.

Last time I remembered that there was curly, straight, and puffy not just wavy.

-you always curl your hair in perfect ringlets.

-Harry's hair is always chocolate ringlets.

Can't you just say brown.

-Harry moaned as I tangled my fingers in his messy mop of chocolate curls

First of all wouldn't your fingers get tangled and stuck and second of all can I borrow you Harry I need to mop of some water.

-she is always a only child.

- they never ever ever get sick and if they do they go into a coma and die.
#superwomenkylie

-there are never any Niall ,Louis , Zayn , and Liam stories and if there are they a written by carrots.
Example:
"Omg Lewis your going to get fat bexasuse your eating to many carrots!?!?!!" Zen said as he combed his raven hair "LETS WATCH TOY STORY??!??!" LiAm yelled dressed as batman while putting toy story 2 into the DVD player. "I ORDERED NANDOS" niel shouted across the room as Kylie walked in and yelled "let's have sixsome?!?!!"
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS IS SOME REAL CARROT SHIT.

-when ever they date someone, everyone on Twitter is fine with it. #weshiprarry #roseandharryarebae #nohate

Hold up real life would be like #killrose #satanisrosesfather #burnrose #roseisahoe

-she goes on tour with 1d with out telling anyone and not even going home and packing and magically ends up with a suitcase with all her clothes
#magicalrose

-authors always says sorry at the end of each chapter

Example:
Chapter 2:
"Harry no!" BANG. Harry died.

Sorry it's so short I didn't have time to write. Love you guys😘😘😘😘

BITCH DIDNT EVEN START THE STORY AND HARRY ALREADY DIED

-Ellie is in a coma and Harry's lips always seem to have magical powers and save Ellie.
#wizardharry #thenewharrypotter

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FIRST CHAPTER AND IF YOU THINK I AM COPYING SOMEONE ELSES THEN FUCK OFF. If you realize this is a dumb fanfiction moments and most of these are in half of the fanfiction's so many authors who write these types of stories have the same ideas. Love you guys who support me and bye.😘👑