The wrong thing to ever happen to anyone is to wake up in the middle of the night so hungry and there's no food at home. That was what happened to me that very Friday when I woke up at around 2 a.m.
Nothing was in my kitchen to eat as I was not used to buying foodstuff, even provisions were a big deal because I was just used to eating outside. I nearly ate my Ceiling that midnight as I laid on my bed looking up, trying to get my sleep back but couldn't. The time was so slow as if the earth decided to deal with me by revolving slowly.
I was going through my Facebook when suddenly I heard "tatatatatatatata" and a loud moan. It was my next-door neighbor.
Why are people so wicked... Why this time, why adding to my pain, I'm hungry and you're still adding konji (sexually aroused) to my problem. You people will not know peace, God will punish you... (Sobbing)
Thou they're married and it's normal, but why must it be that time. Making me want to enter the wall as I rushed to place my ear on it to get the full soundtrack. Wished I could take the next round as my poron(manhood) was so erect as it trembles... Kikiki
It took me till 4:30 a.m before I could sleep as I was so frustrated and was in surprise that Mummy Sandra could be riding on the dick like that with her innocent look and holy moves. It's true, nobody holy... Kikiki
It's morning as I finally made it. I'm serving a living God, I survived the shackle of hunger and konji. I got up and walked out to get something to eat. Mama Sandra was seen outside sweeping and singing "Jesus you love me too much oh".
God will disgrace you! After riding on dick and causing me a sleepless night, you will never know peace (furious)
"Boda Ola good morning", She greeted as she swept round.
"Good Morning Mama Sandra oh, how you dey Nah?" I responded as I smirked.
"We dey fine oh", she answered.
Why wouldn't you be fine? After you've ridden on Papa Sandra's dick, This one he's not out yet, maybe he's still in bed resting due to the heavy backside she has choked his joystick with.
Mama Sandra is blessed with backside mehn... Comedian Real Warri Pikin is still learning in the big backside industry. Don't know why Slim Papa Sandra wants to kill himself. He was just knacking all through. Maybe he took Kolaq_Alagbo bitters because it took him about 15minutes on the first round.
Poor Ola, see how I'm taking record of another person's match... Kikiki
So I went outside the gate and bought some noodles and egg, then returned home to cook.
I cooked and ate then I later prepared for a business deal in town as a client asked me to get a car for him as I'm into trading cars online. We sealed the deal that day and I smiled home.
On my way home, I decided to Branch a the mall to buy a pair of shoes for myself and for my girlfriend Ene who's birthday is coming up in three days.
I got to the mall, bought the shoes then decided to buy some snacks as I was I will be expecting her that evening to come and give me some Pre birthday Shags... body no be firewood, I no be Robot... Kikiki
I went straight, got the snacks, and head to the cashier desk to pay. Getting there to my surprise, you wouldn't believe who I saw.
Ene, holding hands and resting on a guy's shoulder.
....tbc
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