My Neighbor's Girlfriend

Episode 4

"Brah Ola, wetin do you for face. Make una see as him face swell up" He announced sitting on a yellow gallon.

Hope you see what I'm talking about. He will never change. You will soon pack out of this compound since you said you want to be Unfortunate.

"I'm fine, it's just a minor accident", I said as I opened my door.

Aunty Vero: how come now... Hope say you dey ok?

Me: I'm fine. I've already got medication.

Aunty Vero: ok better oh, abeg go inside go relax.

Brah Matthew: Call your babe make help you boil water press am Nah.

Do you guys see what I'm saying? He will always be a bastard. I should call my babe to help me do what. Babe that will trailer will help me and jam. Ene God will surely punish you... (Sobbing)

"I don hear", I said and walked in and lock my door before any of them will come inside. I don't want visitors at all. I need privacy to cry. Wished I could see a burial to attend at that moment so I can have a good time to cry all I want and nobody will tell me it's Ok.

There was light, so I put on on home theater and volume to the max. So no one will hear me when I start crying.

I queued some heartbreak songs on my phone in a playlist, fell to the bed play them as I enjoyed my cry and I vibe to the rhythm with watery catarrh dripping off my nose. I walked towards the mirror hanged on the wall, looked at myself, and cried melodiously as I reminisce about the times we both spent together.

Ene you'll never know peace... (Sobbing)

That was how I spent 3days inside my house without seeing outside. It was hard to get off my bed and also hard to go outside because of the swollen face I'm had.

Also because I don't want anyone to know what I'm passing through. I don't trust myself, I can go out and start explaining to people outside about how I was treated by love.

Although I've also been cheating lots of times as I have lots of Handbags around my area that do come over to watch Big Brother Naija in my room and also "Big the Brother" before leaving... Kikiki

But you know one thing about we guys, no matter how many babes we've, there's always that particular one that you can't afford to lose,  it's common among us. Based on everyone's reason. Mine own reason I picked Ene as my main was if I tell you this you might think I'm exaggerating. Ene nah fire... Let's not censor anything here. It

Ene dey F*ck! Omo! No, I give her that credit.
Omo yi ndo yati (this girl is a morafucker)

If you like say her's is play, bro we're not together again. I can drop her digit. Call her and ask her, what did you do that made Olamide love you much. She will tell you "bro, Nah fuck".

Only that backside alone, bro I don't know when I will start doing Transfer... Did they swear for me? Abi she used kayamanta on me... I can't cope! My heart is beating fast (wailing).

So the 3rd day, I dust-up and had a good bath, ate good food then called one of my handbags, Morenike to come over and spent some time with me. I'm ready to cure this heartbreak.

Real quick, I'm giving you guys a hint on how to get over heartbreak quickly, don't be among the sniper drinking gang because Las Las, your partner will go have good rounds even if you die. If they will attend the burial, they might even have sex before coming. No one cares about anyone.