After The Operation

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After The Operation

So now he has had his eyes done,

and at last he can see,

but I was a bit worried,

what would he think of me?

You see, he hadn't seen me,

out of two good eyes,

would I be a total shock,

or a nice surprise?

He said "my God, you are almost grey,

you're eyes are much too small,

you are old and fat and ugly,

I'm not impressed at all"

But as I sat there crying,

I suddenly noticed that---

he wasn't looking my way,

but talking to the cat!!

so yes I think he's very pleased

with all that he can see

He thinks every thing is lovely,

and that includes me!!

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