Chris finally found the little twer-- umm, Justin thing sleeping on Jared's leg. Jared? Who is this Jared, you ask? Jared is Justin's life-long imaginary friend who may or may not be imaginary. No one knows. It's a mystery. But he likes food. Anyways, Jared woke up and fell on Justin. Justin thought he was going to die, but remembered he was just imaginary. Too bad Jared was real. Justin died a very painful death of becoming squished by a Jared.
Justin woke up. He didn't know where he was. But he was standing on clouds. "Oh!" He thought, "I'm in Heaven!"
Justin took one step and fell through the clouds. His whole life flashed before his eyes. Then he was impaled by Big Ben. Of course, Big Ben was Benjamin Biggamin's nickname. Yeah, he's a person, what else would you expect? A giant clock tower? Why would you expect that? That is weird. Anyways, Benjamin Biggamin died because he wasn't an important character. But Justin survived. A lousy trade-off, I say. Justin then buried Big Ben. At least tried to. Still, there is a rotting corpse with a pile of dirt on it lying around somewhere, to this day. Chris found Justin. He found him sleeping in a tree. Justin was hallucinating and thought the tree was his mom. Chris was about to nab him, but Justin FARTED away and stunned Chris with the stench. To this day, Chris is still a little high from the fumes. (Explains a lot, huh?) Justin unexpectedly landed in the middle of a 1D concert. It was their debut, but it was just their luck, because they all caught Justin's idiotic-ness except for Harry Styles. He could become more of an idiot. Justin then FARTED away, leaving them with Half a Heart. Tht soon faded into nonexistence after 5SOS murdered them with Voodoo Dolls. But, 5SOS was given Amnesia by Chris because they were annoying. Anyways, Justin then FARTED to...
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EDITORS NOTES
How'd you like that? amaanduhh I included 1D just like you asked. And I told you they would die. Comment for more suggestions!
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HumorThis is the best story ever. The end. It is perfectly normal to question my sanity after reading.
