The Best Story Ever

The Epilogue That No One Wanted

EDITOR'S NOTES
So... I'm super bored so I decided to write another chapter for this thing. I know there isn't any dialogue like a regular book, but dialogue is overrated. Anyways, this book may make you want to throw your phone at a wall or punch a hole in your computer, because of the writing, but don't. That would be a waste of money.
Here we go.
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At least, Justin thought it was a dream. It really wasn't. He WAS an idiot, mind you. It was expected. Anyways, he got up, and he flew away. That's right, he FLEW away. Like I said, he's Justin. Anyways, he flew off to JS, which is the youth group at our church on Fridays, and sat down as we were praying. Then he farted. He didn't FART, he farted. Regularly. And he knocked the whole row out. They were all unconscious and had to be taken to the hospital. Justin felt really bad, so he farted and knocked out the other two rows. then he was sent to jail for mass murder even though he didn't kill anybody. It was also bring a friend to JS night, so everybody Chris invited there was mad at him. Alisha was really mad because she missed volleyball to come to JS. Chris was beat up by so many people, Justin had a mob of friends in jail with him.

Justin knew how to break out. Here was his plan: he would FART out with all his friends then beat up Chris because logic. Then he would take over the world by using FART power. Somehow. He also wanted to hold the world hostage. Why? He wanted fruit ninja 2, that's why.

When the time came, he FARTED everyone back to his house to plan Operation: Beat Chris Up. Once they found out where Chris lived (don't tell Lawrence), they exploded his phone and ate his face off with a chainsaw. Since they exploded his phone and ate his face, he couldn't type this story anymore.