it's been another 8 years and i'm feeling dreadful. all moby does is drink oil and watch baseball. i've been cleaning and cooking and he works and i'm sick of it "Moby I wants a divorce :/" I yellz He throws his can of oil at the tv "WGAT DA HELL DONU MEAN OUR MARIAGE IS FINERE" he says with a british accent. "No it isn't moby u never let me leave this house and i'm sick of it!!!!!" I run to grab a wire cutter from the garage. "Woah woah tim ur not think straight dont do this" move says with a big gulp I slowly walk towards Moby with the wire cutters like Michael Myers. Moby bumps into a wall and is cornered. "TIM PLEASE" he shouts. I open the plate protecting his insides and i start cutting every wire i see. Eventually I finish, I am sitting on top of the lifeless corpse of moby.
what have i done???? i think to myself i throw the wire cutters far from me, my hands are black from all the oil that was inside of him. i out my hands on my head and start pacing round the room i pack my bags and exit the door, clothes stained with oil. i buy a ticket for a flight to north carolina.
I watch the news on the hello kitty phone moby had given me as a gift 3 years previous. "It seems like the significant other of Moby the Robot has fleed the scene. This is terrible and gruesome." the news reporter states. I let out a terrible gasp and other passengers look at me and start whispering, "it's him, the guy in the news!! we have to call the police he killed his robot husband!!" I start sweating, getting nervous that when we land, i will be arrested. I can feel people pointing and looking at me. i stand up.
"LISTEN THE OLD ROBOT HAD IT COMING!! HE DESERVED IT ALL. HIS DEATH WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT!!" I scream at the top of my lungs. The passengers gasp and a security guard on the plane tackles me to the floor. "hehe ur kinda rough big fella 🥺" i make a face with puppy dog eyes to him and wink. The plane lands at the nearest airport about an hour later and I am taken to an insane asylum, where I will be kept for the next year, all thanks to that devine moby.
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