memes and shit

whinnie my boo

You wake up and you look around, your in a cave. You look next to you and see whinnie the pooh. You remember that you broke into his cave and snuck into his bed to feel his oh so very thicc thighs. You succeeded but disnt expect to see a bat under his bed, it was bloody and covered in spikes. You didnt care you just wanted to see that thicc ass of his. Hes so innocent, yet so very thicc how could a stuffed bear be attractive tou think but then you remember, hes so goddamn thicc.