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A Replacement!

The Mistress stopped walking and turned around “…And that is the end of our tour! Any questions Jared?”
Jared wiped the sweat off of his forehead, “No Ma’am.” he looked at Charice and smiled “Except one, where will I be sleeping?”
“Hmmmm… well… you could sleep with Bruce, I mean you’re both guys right?”
Bruce walked towards Jared and put a hand up. “Hey what’s up-“
Jared let out a little squeak and flinched, putting his arms over his head.
“Jeeze… I just wanted a high-five…”
“Oh… sorry” Jared gave an awkward smile as he slapped Bruce’s hand.
Bruce patted Jared’s back, “Alright! Let’s get you all set up!”

A skinny man walked into The Warden’s office and opened his mouth, but before he could speak he was interrupted by The Warden “Nope, he’s too tall and too skinny. Take him out.”
A short blonde woman walked in “NOOOOOO we can’t have another female. Last time it was horrible.”
“Hola Mr. Warden yo soy-“
“THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH GAAAAAAAAAAAH DON’T BRING ANYONE ELSE IN YOU FAILIURES CAN’T EVEN FIND A JARED REPLACEMENT. I bet Jared could’ve found a good replacement faster than you guys.” The Warden gazed out the window of the tower his office was placed in and squinted his eyes, “we need somebody who is familiar with the jail and how it works… and we need somebody smart, and efficient…” he paused and smiled, turning into a lightbulb “I KNOW! ALICE, GET ME THE TWINS!”
The two blonde identical boys were thrown into the office, they stood up, the first twin talked “what do you want?” the second one spoke “we were skating.”
The Warden stood up and pointed at the pale beings “I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU BOYS!” he smiled as his eyes grew wider “I want you two to work for me, and take Jared’s place!”
The twins looked at each other and smiled deviously, “Yes!” “..Of Course!” they ran into Jared’s old office and pressed every button available, including the “open gates” button.
A riot of inmates started up below, hearing cries of despair and happiness, The Warden looked below “WHAT THE HELL, T-THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! JAILBOT! GET THOSE PRISONERS, ALICE, GO HELP HIM!” he stormed into the office to find the twins button mashing and giggling, lasers and bombs everywhere, blood on the floors making everything sticky.
Jean and Paul walking alongside Alice, holding hands. “Do you want us to help, or do you just want us to go back in our cell?”
“Just go back in your cell, I don’t feel like dealing with this shit”
The Warden rapidly pressed the “close gate” button and panicked “IT’S NOT WORKING!! IT’S NOT WORKING!!” he put his hands over his eyes “We need Jared…”