💙Mordetwi💜 The Love Story

...Ponies?

It was a beautiful morning, the birds were chirping and the park was peaceful.

The only problem was...

"IF YOU TWO IDIOTS DON'T CHECK IF THE POSSUMS ARE BACK YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!"

"But Benson, the possums have been gone for weeks!!" Rigby said annoyed.

"I DON'T CARE HOW LONG YOU THINK THE POSSUMS HAVE BEEN GONE!!! WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT GUEST COMING AND I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY POSSUMS HAVE THE CHANCE TO RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!" Yelled Benson.

"Ugh. Let's just go Rigby, the faster we look for the possums, the faster we'll be able to get back to the video game we were playing earlier." Mordecai explained.

They leave Bensons office looking defeated and bored. I mean they already know that it's a waste of time but if they don't check they're going to get fired. Plus they'll probably be able to stop by the snack bar to get some nachos.

"Honestly, why doesn't Benson trust us about this!? We were literally there yesterday!!" Complained Rigby.

"It's a waste of time trying to fight him on this, especially since there's going to be an important guest coming today." Said Mordecai.

"Also since we already know that the possums have been gone, all we have to do is look like we're searching for about 5 minutes and then I can go back to destroying you in Extreme  Fist Fight 2 (idk man)."

Rigby punched Mordecai and Mordecai laughed because it didn't hurt at all.

"Stop laughing!!!" Rigby said in his always annoying voice.

"Finally we made it." Mordecai said ignoring Rigby as they enter the area where the possums had been sighted.

The area had some trees and bushes with a small grass clearing in the middle of it. It wasn't too far from the path that led to the snack bar. On the other side though led deeper into a forest.

"Now we just have to pretend like we're looking around and then we grab some nachos on the way back" Rigby said, feeling satisfied with the plan he had come up with.

"Alright, I'll "search" the trees and you  "search" the bushes." Said Mordecai.

"Wait a minute... Why am I "searching the bushes"??" Asked Rigby.

"Because you're short, that's why."Mordecai explained

As they're about to start "searching" they suddenly hear a weird noise from somewhere in the distance.

"Dude... what was that?" Asked Mordecai.

"How should I know?" Rigby Exclaimed.

They look at each other for a moment.

"It sounded like it came from the forest... Maybe the possums really are back?" Said Mordecai.

"I don't know man, but let's check it out!!" Said Rigby as he started to go into the forest.

"Rigby wait!! It might be dangerous!" Mordecai yelled.

"Oh pssshh, we've fought much worse than whatever is in this forest, we'll be fine." Said Rigby, who's already disappearing in the dense forest.

"Ughhh. Wait for me idiot!" Mordecai yelled exasperated, also starting to go deep into the forest.

As they're walking they start to hear the voices of... girls?

"Girls? That's so weird, I've never seen anyone walk back here." Whispered Mordecai.

"Maybe there are ghosts back here?" Rigby asked slightly concerned.

"Maybe we should go back..." He says as the voices start getting louder.

They now can make out what they think to be the voices of 5- no 6 girls? ghosts?

'I hope it's not a bunch of ghosts.'  Mordecai thinks. 'I really don't want to have to deal with that today, I don't really need any more stress at the moment.'

They start nearing a small clearing in all the bushes but the trees are still stopping most of the sunlight from getting through.

As they get closer they can see something colorful?

!!SNAP!! Rigby steps on a branch

"DUDE!" Mordecai whisper yells.

"Sorry?" Rigby whispers.

The voices stopped.

Quickly Mordecai and Rigby crouch down to hide in the bushes before they get spotted.

"We know you're out there!! Show yourself!!" A southern accented voice yells out.

"YEAH!" Shouts another voice sounding almost as if it was more happy then upset or scared.

"Come over here. NOW." Says a very stern and strong voice right towards where they are hiding.

Mordecai and Rigby nervously glance at one another before slowly getting up from their crouched positions.

And what they see in the clearing is....

A bunch of colorful...

Ponies?!?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Author Note:
So what did you think of the first chapter?? I know this is just a crack fic  taken seriously but if anyone has some advice I'd be happy to accept it (as long as it's not rude tho 😅)

I don't know if I'm going to even ever update this but I probably will if at least one person likes it lol.

I hope you have a wonderful day/night!! Byee☺️💗