Y/n: any cute things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Mitsuri: sugar!
Rengoku: HONEY!
giyu: flour
Muichirou: egg and throw it at them
Shinobu: 1/2lb butter and maybe rat poison
Sanemi: stir and pour that damn thing into a pan
Uzui: flamboyantly preheat to 350 degrees
Y/n: I hate y'all sm.
Everyone: LOVE YOU TOO Y/N!
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