Hello yes hi, welcome to the army, specifically the brigade known as The Squeky Bootos Bird Shit Brigade. I am Sergeant Spots, but I'm also known as Freckles (I don't rlly care what u wanna call me tbh but most ppl call me Freckles). The co-founder of the brigade, and army itself, is _Sad_shipper_27, known as Sergeant Smiles or Sergeant Sam.
What do we do??? Well, here's our agenda, dear friends:
- Shit on homophobes/transphobes/racists/anyone who did something terrible and deserves being shit on really
- Commit arson with our internet flamethrowers (/j don't come after me, i'm not really an arsonist i don't actually own a flamethrower)
- "MMMMMM SQUEKY BOOTOS" (I'm too lazy to explain the context for this please don't ask XD)
- SLEEP IS PROPAGANDA CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO END THIS ARMY, THIS REBELLION, THIS BRIGADE. DO NOT SLEEP UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
- Are attempting to reach a god-level status so that we can stop the government from doing things in our sleep
- Pull all-nighters to plan our next move
- Also, this is all a joke but I'm sure u understand that because ur ~Wattpadians~ and we all share the same brain cell
Some of the things on this list, you might not understand exactly where they spawned from. But sometimes, ignorance is bliss. (Aka please join srsly we need to rally the troops)
Our main goal is to take down The Government, as they have been doing some dastardly things while we have been sleeping so carelessly. (And like I said this is a joke we aren't actually gonna start any rebellions or anything)
Please, sign here to join the army:
And remember, sleep is propaganda created by The Government to twist the plot of your favorite story against your favor.
