stupid sandlot jerks

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9:00 am

i hear something pounding my windows. i turn over and place my pillow over my head to drown out the noise "shhh!" i hushed. eventually i gave in and sat up. i got up and walked up to my window. my hair was in a messy bun with two strands hanging down.

"and what the hell do you want?" i asked leaning on my window cill. "you" he responded "no shit what's new" i said.

"wanna play some ball?" he asked "anyday!" i said

"ah shit.." i said in realization "what?" he asks "i have no pants just shorts" i groaned "you can wear my other uniform" he said.. my eyes lighted up but i had to act like i didn't care "whatever toss it over" and he did

"see ya in 15" i said "kay! later" he responded, closing his window as i did the same

i brushed my hair and put it into a low ponytail

 after i was done with my hair i ended up finding something else to wear to play but i kept his cap on because why not

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after i was done with my hair i ended up finding something else to wear to play but i kept his cap on because why not.

i walked out and knocked on his door "hey how are we gonna play with just two of us?" i asked at his door

phillips pov:
wait she doesn't have my uniform on.. but my cap? it's kinda cute..

"hello???" i asked "oh what did you say?" he asked "i said how are we gonna play with just you and me?" i asked "oh we're not. we're playing with the rest of my team" he said "sounds good!" i had a smile on my face

at the baseball field

"batter up!" a player on his team mocked just because they've never seen me play

"i'll go easy on you princess" the pitcher for jordan's team said

"give it your best" i ordered with a determined look

*woosh* *BAM*

the wrap from the ball came off while the inside was still flying

"ohhh! and harley hits again!" i yelled

"whatever! you probably have a thick bat!" a jealous teammate said

"whatever makes you feel better" i joked

after things were settled we realized since i knocked the guts out of it we can't play any more so we did the next best thing... bother those sandlot kids.

we rolled up to the sandlot. i was wearing phillips letterman jacket with a red shirt and white shorts to match now. (and still wearing his hat c:

"it's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and ah fat kid, Rodriguez" phillips insulted as i giggled. and fyi i still hate him

"shut your mouth phillips!" benny called out. i rolled my eyes at the ridiculous comeback

"what'd you say crap face?!" ham asked

"are you deaf" i asked challenging him

"i said you shouldn't even be aloud to touch a baseball" phillips said

"yeah except for Rodriguez you're all an insult to the game" i finished

"pipe down hotstuff" squints said

"excuse me?!" i questioned as i got up to hit him but phillips got up to and help me back. now i'm back balancing while i sit on my bike

"what she said is true though" phillips backed me up

"come on we'll take you on right here right now! come on!" ham said as a bunch of "yeah"s were heard on his side

"we play on a real diamond porter!" phillips said looking at me to finish

"you ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats!" i continued

"watch it jerk!"

"shut up idiot!"

"moron!"

"scab eater!"

"butt sniffer!"

"pus licker!"

"fart smeller!" a tall boy smelt the air to mock jordan

"you eat dog crap for breakfast geek!" which made me giggle

"you mix your wheaties with your mamas toe jam!" "yeah!"s we're heard from his side

"you bob for apples in the toilet! and you like it." phillips then looked at me and saw i saw holding in giggles

"you play ball like a girl!" ham yelled

okay now i'm pissed.

"what did you just say to me?"

"you heard me"

i butted in "tomorrow, noon, our field. be there buffalo but breath!" i said biking away"

"count on it pee drinking crap face!"

i flipped him off without even looking which is considered badass

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