Jisoo hates Lisa

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(The next day)

Lisa-(talking to herself) I ordered a plant. Today it's going to come!

Jung kook- (fixing his hairs) What?

Lisa- Nothing.(smiles)

(bell rings)

Lisa- Do you have a credit card?

Jung kook- Yes

Lisa- Can I see?

Jung kook- Sure. (gives his credit card)

Lisa- (evil laugh)

Jung kook- What are you going to do?

Lisa- Thanks for this credit card! (runs downstairs)

Jung kook- Hey! Hey you! Stop!

Namjoon- Lisa did you ordered this plant?

Lisa- Yessss! Where is that guy? I need to pay.

Namjoon- I paid already.

Lisa- Oh. Then here take this credit card.

Jung kook- (snatches) MY CARD! 

Namjoon- (scared) What the! 

Jung kook- Sorry. (runs back upstairs)

Lisa- What happened to him?

Jin out of nowhere- He loves his credit card more than his own life.

Lisa- Oh. Can I have my

Namjoon- Sure, sure.

Lisa- (smiles) (opens the box) WOW! 

Lisa- Aghh! This plant smells so good! Do you guys wanna smell?

Namjoon- No

Jin- No

Jimin- No

Yoongi- No

Rose- No

Jung kook- (runs and takes the spoon instead of car keys) Bye!

Lisa- Are you going to eat?

Jung kook- What! No.

Lisa- Then why are you taking the spoon?

Jung kook- (looks at the spoon) (throws it and takes the car keys)

Lisa- You guys don't eat, then what is a spoon doing in your house?

Namjoon- Oh, it's Taehyung who saw dumb goggles making hack on Instagram so he ordered two spoons to make those. Well, he made his goggles and this was an extra which came by mistake.

Taehyung- Look! (wears his spoon goggles and shows to Lisa)

Taehyung- Look! (wears his spoon goggles and shows to Lisa)

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Lisa- (awkward laugh) Wow. Oh! Now can I have a glass of water my plant needs it?

Namjoon- Here take water. You don't feel like a vampire, vampires of our house hate having a personal plant.

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