Friend Ships - One Shots

Tall Girl and The Psycho

It was a hot summer day.
Lana was chilling by the kitty pool and her best friend Valerie (who was also her stalker), pulled up to her house as Lana's Life360 notification went off. As Valerie walked up to the pool, Lana stared at her in confusion.

"Why tf are you at my house you stanky homo???", said Lana. Valerie replied in deep voice , "I want waffle fries". So, Lana got out of the pool and got some waffle fries out of her freezer, and made some for her crazy friend.

As Lana made food, Val wandered around the house as if it was her own. They said hello to Lana's brother (which was apparently her bestie), she said hello to the rat child who was playing with her barbies, and finally hello to grandpa. He didn't hear a word she said.

Seth's friends came over and Valerie brought out her knife. "Hi", Valerie said in a creepy tone. She put the knife up to the other dude's throat. Mackenzie, who was living under the stairs came up and said, "DON'T KILL THE CUTE ONE WITH THE CURLS". She then ran back down to her gremlin lair. Some of the guys were scared to death, so they all slowly backed away into Seth's room.
Wow. Lana sure is taking a long time to cook those fries.

Valerie finished saying her hello's and came back into the kitchen. Lana already had the fries out on a plate and a water bottle out for her. "Lana...I didn't actually come her for the fries" Valerie said. "WELL THEN WHY TF DID I MAKE THESE"? Valerie stood close to her and said, "I came here to confess my love for you...and get the fries". Lana came to Valerie with a passionate kiss. Grandpa and Seth saw, and they were in shock. The two friends scrambled away from each other. Lana then shoved the fries down Valerie's throat, trying to act normal. Grandpa, still in complete shock has a heart attack and literally explodes. Valerie took the whole plate of waffle fries and yelled "bye"!