Can't get away from us sweetheart.

Venting to Daisy

Sammy Pov

"They did what?" My all time best friend said as downed another shot of tequila. She has been my bestest friend since I've moved here in the city and a life saver on more than one occasion. Like she was the one to help me find this great apartment and we live next to each other or at least the same building. Not to mention she was my rock when ever my dates stood me up or never showed up and stopped calling me after our first date.

I wish I could be strong and bold like her. Maybe it's because she is a lioneIss but I think it's because she is just a bad ass. But the way she strutts screams in charged. From her tall figure of 6ft and her feminine muscular build, she got the big boobs I have always wanted with abs that could diamonds. Not to mention her raven hair that is just so magical from it being long to short for what ever style she is going for on that day.

Like if she ever asked me to be her girlfriend I would say yes in a heart beat. Especially if she is wearing the put fit she has today. The white blouse that ties in the front giving a great boob view, lace trim flowing sleeves, with low cut jeans to show off her six pack that makes me want to drool and as well as white socks because her knee high boots are left at the front door because I dont want no side walk germs on my clean floors.

Hell no! I seen what people do to those public sidewalks!

But atlast she is already taken by sweet Tod. They are so cute together. Tod is a typical scrawny nerd, with shaggy brown hair, and the most adorable blush and studder for when ever Daisy gives him some heart melting affection. Unless he is part bird because ever since they became a  couple Daisy has not gone a day with out a new type of trinket or jewelry.

I want some love like that to! But okay enough with my lady crushing and back to the current issues on hand. Mainly the two biggest issues that walk this earth and live on both sides of me.

"They are driving me nuts with the things they have been doing to my door! I swear they want to kill! Who the hell leaves dead rats on someones doormat! No fucking sane!" I practically screech in remembering to coming home after a long day to find so many dead rats scattered and piled in front of my door.

I don't even want to want to remember what ever the hell it was put they covered my door with. My poor door. It keeps getting traumatized by the demons living around me.

"Hunny bunny, maybe you should try and talk to them. You maybe surprise from what they eat to be doing. I have never once scented anger or hostility." Daisy said with a knowing smirk and it grind my gears.

" I have already try talking to those empty skulls for neighbors! Luka just growls and slams his door onto his apartment and Jake just stares like he's going to attack me. Than that also slams his door into his apartment  and I'm all 90% sure that they are taking turns keeping my cat!" I seeth when I just last week my cat went missing and for some I could hear my specific cat with his cat bark coming from first Jake and then Luka apartments.

The landlord only laughed when I reported all this to try and get some help to possibly rescue my fur baby! I can't be a mama without my fur baby!

" How about a last ditch effort on trying to talk to those two. I really don't want you to leave me here alone . I'm such a delicate and fragile flower my hunny bunny. Oh how will  I go on with out you?" Daisy said giving dramatic pose with her hand on head like she may faint.

"Pfffffffft I saw you power bench 500Lb, so called delicate flower my butt." Giggling even as Daisy eyes narrowed on me but gave a happy smile.

" You know I have to stay in peak delicate flower condition if people are to appreciate my crushing beauty." I laughed as she flutter her eyes.

I love this crazy lady.

"But let get to the nitty gritty, if you want those 2 to back off you need to get yourself a man and do the dirty with him." She said in a serious tone.

" I tired dating since I've been here but none of the guys come back for atleast 2 more dates before jumping in the sack." I felt shy saying out loud but it's one of those things that depressed me so much.

I can't just sleep with any guy on the first date. Standards need to be met!

"Well you need to get laid and on the first date or we can snag you a one night stand to night at the club opening up a few blocks around the corner." Daisy smirked with a twinkle in her eye.

I didn't know there was a new club opening near by. Like, I don't go clubbing but maybe it could work.

"I don't know Daisy, what happens if just makes the 2 demons worst and I would need to leave sooner rather than later." I'm kinda scared if things will gets worst than the rats.

What if the next thing I find on my door is Mr. Twinkle!

" Hunny bunny, they are definitely shifters, if you reek of sex with another male than those two will back off. It's a big flag for a shifters when the person they have interest sleeps with someone else. Trust me it will work even better if your able to snag a shifter." Daisy says, she had the look like she wanted to to say more but than she pulled out her phone and gave it a funny look.

But shocked took over her face as she gathered her things to leave.

"I'm sorry hunny bunny, but I got to head out to meet up with Tod. Go to, the club and Tod's half brother will get you in for free, I'll text him the details of what's going on. But you need to get laid to make this all go away. Now I'm sorry but I need to really go."

Daisy rushed out before I could get a word in.

"But"

"No buts, go and get laid at club Aphrodisiac. You'll thank me later."

Left their stunned and now alone.

"Who the hell names a club Aphrodisiac?" I grumbled to myself.

Resigned to get ready to go out and do clubbing.....yay me.