There once ^ was a arsonist who went to church and talked about his burning. His morals went no where. He left to do shopping. He then bougth gasoline to eat in the bathtub, while he cried. He also farted and lite the gasoline with his farts. He ran naked into school, all the teachers screamed in fear body~ Then reccess started and the cops came to get him. They got him in jail. He secretly was planning an party. Dancing, cake, and fire. This was a perfect suicide! He had cake and candles he then lite himself on fire!
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The Book of Chaos of 2:am Stories
HumorMe and 2 of my friends made one - three word stories at 2 am while laughing our asses off. Do not take these stories to heart, they're for shits and giggles. Have fun reading idiocy! They have major grammar and punctuation issues but that's how we w...
