Kendall Jenner Stories - Girl x Girl

Follow Up to the Night Before

Kendall comes home to find Alex sprawled across the couch, a show playing on the TV but her phone was in hand. She's in almost the same exact spot as when Kendall had left four hours ago.

At the familiar sounds of the door closing and shoes stepping and keys jingling and bags being placed down and Pyro rushing down the hall, Alex immediately sits up with glee.

"You're back! God, I was getting so bored, today has been such a slow day," she chirps as Kendall walks over and gives her a chaste kiss.

"I knowww, work was just dragging today, I wanted to go home so bad that I was counting down by the seconds. Today is meant to be a lazy day honestly, that's probably why. It's Sunday for cryin out loud, even God rested today," Kendall replies.

Alex laughs at the absurdity of counting down seconds for four hours, and at the notion of Sunday being a global resting day (albeit it's true, if God and Chik-Fil-A gets the whole day off, why can't everyone else?).

She stretches her arms out towards Kendall and the oldest Jenner sister takes her invitation and straddled her lap, locking her hands behind Alex's neck and pressing her forehead against hers, allowing them to share a corny yet much needed and relaxing moment. They sit for a few seconds, holding each other and being lost in one another's presence before Kendall speaks up again.

"Oh yeah, and I brought us food. It's like actually really fucking hot though so we should wait a bit before we even open it. Or are you hungry now, I can pop it in the freezer for a minute or two to cool it faster?" She asks, in a way that only someone who loves you dearly can ask such a simple question yet make it sound so loving.

Alex cups Kendall's skirt-covered (and nearly exposed) ass and brings her further onto her lap so that there's no space between them. She starts gently massaging her behind in a relatively non sexual manner.

"I don't mind waiting, I wanna hear about your day anyways, you know that baby," she replies.

"Yeahhh but I just wanted to make sure you weren't super hungry. Anyways, like I said, it was dragging. I usually love going to film with my family but sometimes I really just don't feel like being there, it's nothing against them but wow, when I'm not in the mood they can become so annoying so quickly. Kylie must have felt the same way too because she didn't say too much and just kept glancing at me whenever something dumb happened. Sometimes when I listen to Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe talk, I feel like I'm in an episode of SNL. Like there's no way those are their genuine conversations," Kendall gripes.

Alex is giggling so hard at Kendall's recollection of her day, because Kendall is just so unintentionally and dryly funny to her, and also because she knows exactly what Kendall means; the infamous Kardashian trio isn't exactly known for their philosophical discussions, if you catch her drift.

"And then!" Kendall suddenly exclaims.

"And then!!!" Alex exclaims back.

"And then! Khloe kept randomly interjecting with comments about my body," she finishes.

"Oh?" Alex inquires.

"Yeah, but not in like...a mean way? I guess, I don't know, I know she wasn't trying to be mean, she wasn't saying anything to try to purposely make me feel bad or anything but it was still kind of annoying because it was so unprovoked."

"Well, what was she saying?" Alex asks, concerned.

"She was just saying stuff like 'Kendall's so skinny', 'Kendall doesn't even do anything, us Kardashian's work hard for our figures', 'Kendall literally eats burgers and milkshakes but she's still a fucking super model', and just other stuff that was somehow just as insulting as it was flattering," she elaborates, giving Khloe a wicked deep Valley Girl accent.