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Weird fanfiction things

I never write on this, but like, I'm bored and you probably are just like me. So watch me talk about cheesy fics for some time.

Now I'm going to tell you something awesome to do with your friends, you pick weird fanfic and send them and they have to go reading. I do this with a friend and we have so much fun. So reading some fanfics I have seen weird things, I think the worst fanfics I have ever read are either the K-Pop ones or the Hamilton ones. Because there is something very weird these fandoms make that are weird asf AU's

Don't get me wrong, AU's are fun, but some of them are so BEYOND LIMITS. 

There is also one type of fanfic that for me is funnier than everything, the bully ones.

We have some options to write a fanfic of a bully, starting with you K-Pop guy. Jungook and I'm so sorry if I wrote his name wrong, but he is the only one I can remember. Then we put them all in an American high school and our main character is either Y/N or a name. 

When you read a Y/N fanfic it can take two paths: It has like (y/h/c)=your hair color. (e/c)=eye color. And it looks pretty cooler, or we have the done Y/N. That it's just out of way, like it is Y/N it's supposed to be you, not always blonde hair, blue orbs and skinny. 

ALSO, LET'S TALK ABOUT Y/Ns FRIENDS. Y/N always starts by saying like "Oh I have no friends, I'm so lonely" then proceeds to go to school and say like "I say hi to Ariana, Billy, John, Jonathan, Mary, Beatrice, Matilde, Rui, Ruby, Katy, Chandler, Veronica and Hans. I'm so lOnELy". PLEASE--

So she gets bullied every day by bad boy emo boy super bad mafia son Jungook. And it always sounds like a gacha emo boy from 2018. 

One time my friend made me read one of those fanfics and like, Jungook was FEARD. He had like, a day of choosing his victim for the year and everyone would hide from him, even the teachers. I swear for god if one day a classmate of mine scares the teachers I'll beat their ass. I don't even like teachers so much, also who is the authority here? There is a 17-year boy choosing people to beat up, you are like 40, do something! Then oh no! Y/N gets beaten up and humiliated in front of the whole school and the fic goes in. 

Then what happens, instead of bad body Jungook beat Y/N up, a friend of Jungook does. And then bad boy Jungook finds Y/N beaten up and gets to the nursery and asks "Who did this to you?". I understand that it's a romantic moment and everything, but if someone who beats me up asked me who beat me up I'd straight say "You of course, dumbass" BRO YOU HUMILIATED ME NOT 1 CAP AGO! Then Y/N gets all scared and says "O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh no o-o-o-o-o-o-one" because you know Y/N. And says some dumb shit like "I just fell down the stairs!", if I fell down the stairs like that I would be pretty worried.

Okay but caring on the situation, then Y/N and bad boy Jungook start dating and blablabla and always, but ALWAYS. Y/Ns ex has to come up with the brilliant idea of doing something. We didn't even know she had an ex but yeah, she does. And he always does something pretty dumb, like pushing her or hurting her (I'm talking on her but it can always be a he or them!)

These types of fanfictions end up being pretty much the same after all, for those who like they are pretty cool, but at some point it starts to get equal to everything. 

Okay I have an idea for next chapter, no one really read this so I can talk about lots of things, and next chapter I'm gonna talk about the ONe Direction fanfics, they are different from the K-Pop ones but not different at the same time. 

Well, remember readers, stay slutty and horny. Take care of yourselves and don't let anyone put you down if you are already short, have a great time!