*A/N, the names will be switch between knight 1 and knight 2 for the other two people in this conversation, for their safety.
"If I be so bold, I would like to request thy friendship and shall bestow upon you a friend request." Said the all high and mighty knight 1.
"I would be honored my comrade." Said the other knight.
"Yes now, comrade. Shall we drink the Vauldka and kill thu innocent children?" Asked the first knight, after the two became friends.
"Of course my comrade, bring thy vauldka." The second knight replied.
"Yes sir, we ride at dawn."
"Understood comrade."
"Shall the knights of favonias be with you comrade and bestow thy god speed."
"Thank you for thy wishes, my great comrade." Said the second knight
"Shall your noble steed tred along ways of kings."
"Thank you my comrade, may royalty bow down to you comrade."
"May there be french fries at the bottom of the bag, my liege."
"Thank you for thy blessings my great comrade, may there be an extra chicken nugget in your meal."
"Now thats a blessing." Says Nox, the noble knight.
"PLSBHDBD." Said the second knight, breaking character.
"You broke character-" Nox replied.
"I give you my life comrade, thy shall be given great wits and perseverance. That pillow shall be colder than the enemies hearts and the extra money from thy tooth fairy." Said the first knight, ignoring the other conversation happening.
"Im so sorry my liege, I apologize for my rudeness." Said the second night, to Blue.
"Oh, I'm sorry my liege for having the audacity to make you feel like you are rude." Replied Nox.
"My comrade, thy blessings are greater than the gods themselves. Shall thy charger cord work at all angles, and be thy safe from the monsters under thy bed." The second knight, to the first.
"Quite the taking up if you do wish my friend but apologies if I may do so, but it seems that I myself do have what they call a card of reverse." The first knight replied.
"My comrade, I understand thy actions, but may I pull the unspeakable phrase "..no you.."."
"Good day comrade, you are looking quite lovely." Nox said to the first knight, finally acknowledging them.
"Perfect my comrade." Praised the second knight.
"Ah yes, the day is quite a fancy greeting, although pardon me but it seems you adubodly shall have a better day." The first knight replied to Blue.
"Mm, I see. Then perhaps then I shall challenge you to a battle of swords my comrade?" The first knight challenged the second.
"Thank you comrade, I shall give my wishes for you to have a lovely night." Blue replied to the second knight.
"Hm, quite bold my comrade, I accept. Thy is worthy of a challenge." The second knight accepted the challenge of the first knight.
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.The first knight points their sword at the second. "Oho, oppose me and this shall be your downfall, comrade."
"Ehe." The second points their sword at the first. " I shall look forward to your performance my comrade."
The first knight walks around, looking for an opening. "Shall the angels welcome you to their stronghold of greek gods, my foe."
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Discord Chaos
HumorThis story just consist of stuff that happend in one of my friend's discord server. If you want the link to the server, just dm me! cover by sonchi on twitter!