hello, I am bob. as you can see, I am a minion. my owners name is Kamila, she is better than you. her friends think she is obsessed with my kind, I think she just loves us a lot. I have brothers named Bobby, Bosh, Bolly, Bobble, and Kevin. Kamila loves them too, but just hasn't found them yet. luckily, she found me.
if you are wondering why I am fat, because I eat many bananas on a daily bases. see, minions are supposed to eat about 2,565 bananas a day. but I am a rebel, and eat 5,782 bananas a day. oops. I just really love bananas.
I also love to sleep. when Kamila is at school I have 7 hours to sleep. when she comes home is when the party starts.
let me tell you a secret.... but first, you'll have to wait until the next chapter. later haters.
