Transformers OneShots! (Requests Open)

Mtme Tarn x (Female Reader x Tarn)

Me back. Enjoy this stuF because I almost grantee I will disappear again. I promise you.
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"(y/n)?" Kaon was calling. "(Y/N)!" He was getting furious now. Electricity buzzed and zapped at the rods protruding from his shoulder struts.
Meekly, The Pet shuffled beside the orange and red con. He felt its spindly metal fur prickle his armor, and turned his eyeless face towards it.
He was frowning, and looked disappointed. But even after he scolded the turbo-fox, he couldn't stay mad at it.
'It was her own fault,' He seemed to say. (y/n) and The Pet never got along well...or at all for that matter, and would constantly skirmish.
In all honesty, The Pet was an envious little spark-eater and perpetually scratched, bit, and growled at (y/n).
More often than not, (y/n) would yell at it or talk to Kaon. Kaon's little "dog" had pushed it too far.

EARLIER

"KAON!" The load roar made the bot stiffen. He swung his head to the source of the screech. It was (y/n), and he didn't have to see to be able to know she was pissed.
"Kaon!" She repeated, now in front of him. "Your stupid Pet nearly mauled my spark out!" He frowned at her, as he was especially protective of his turbo-fox.
"We're you provoking him?" He asked calmly. That really set his girlfriend off.
"PROVOKING it!? When am I EVER PROVOKING it!?" She yelled angrily. She pointed a finger at the growling animal in the corner (even though Kaon obviously...well...you know.)
"You need to either teach that thing to respect me or get rid of it!" She ranted.
"I'm not getting rid of the Pet." Kaon said defensively.
"Then teach the little piece of rust some manners!" She retorted loudly.
"Like you should talk!" Kaon was yelling as well at this point. "You come and accuse him over and over!" (y/n) let out a petulant snarl.

"ACCUSE!? ACCUSE!!!?" She screamed, "You act like your stupid slagger of a companion could do no wrong, Kaon! Maybe if you could SEE you would know what kind of scars that spawn of a glitch has left on me!" Kaon opened his mouth, his lips were parted in a wordless grimace. How...how dare she... how dare she use that against him!?
Kaon bellowed, frustrated, and blasts of lightning sent all three of them backwards. (Y/n) scowled at him with clenched teeth and fled. She wouldn't take any of this any longer.

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(y/n) was sitting alone, with a peeved look and and an air of "get the hell away" surrounding her. The rest of her team watched her intently. Whispering snarky comments about "her and Kaon having a fight so loud you could hear it from Delphi". (y/n) leaned back from her position sitting alone and scooted around a bit so that she could face the DJD.
"I swear to fragging Primus if you don't shut the slag up I will literally slice your exhaust ports." Helix held up his servos, closed his eyes, and looked away in mock submission.

Your POV

"Ok, Ok, no need to get your circuits in a twist."
"Helix I am going to-" You growled. Then Tarn walked in. Just great. Now you'll end up with his 'superbly elegant chastisement' for acting out. Instead, he beckoned you to him.
"(y/n) I'd like to see you." He said in is deep, throaty voice. You raised an optic ridge.
"Oh...okay." Yo complied and followed him through the hallways of the Peaceful Tyranny.
"So, uhh...you wanted to talk?" You were a bit nervous. Not because you were being hostile to your teammates, and that Tarn had a knack for brutally torturing and killing off "those who frustrate", and could do so by adjusting his own voice in a way that could kill someone.But because, well, you had a lot of respect for the Phase sixer, and you were always flustered when he spoke to you...

Yo two stationed yourselves in quarters. There were two labs and a table. The two of you sat across from one another.

"I want to talk about Kaon." He began. You cringed.
" What about him...?" You managed to sound at least remotely oblivious. There was a brief silence.
"It's not really about him, more about you." Scratch whatever you thought before. The thought of being deemed a trouble causer among the ranks now flooded your mind. You gave a shaky nod.
"You deserve better." What. What...
"Excuse me?" You were bewildered, unsure of what he meant by that.
"I asked you to see me to answer my proposition." He folded his servos neatly. "Would you consider being my conjunx edura?" He leaned slightly over where he was sitting.
You were stunned. Conjunx edura? He wanted you... to be his sparkmate.

'Woah...what an honor...' You gulped.

"Uh...U-umm...Tarn I..." You licked your lips nervously. "I..." He blinked slowly, red light glowing softly from the burned and tattered rims of derma around his optics. Your pulse raced, and your frame shook. You heard a quiet rattle emanating from your shoulder mounts.
"I understand if you dont want to..." He said slowly, drawing you out from the hiding place in your mind. You tried to speak, but the stress made your vocals glitch. Seeing your unease, he continued.
"It's quite alright... I must add that it would...be an privilege if you accepted."

The air was heavy, and thick silence laced it.

You couldn't speak. You were quiet for another moment.

And another...

And another...

And one more before your answer forced itself out the snug and tight circuit that linked your brain module and your actuator.

"umm...NO... thank you!" You slapped a hand over your mouth. Tarn sat upright, optics wide in shock.
"Oh...Oh my, I see." His eyelids lowered themselves into a solemn gaze. You bit your bottom lip as the thought of his turned into a frowned under his concealing mask. He heaved his large body up and started to the door.
"No! Tarn I didnt mean th-th...Tarn!" You wailed as the door shut briskly.

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    "Slag on a stick what have I done!?" You paced and brought your servos to the side of your helm. Tesaurus was laying down, picking shreds of metal from his grinder.
"Hey, (y/n)" He called, with a bored tone. You looked over your shoulder at him with wide eyes and a shut mouth.
"What?" You hissed.
"You really didn't do anything. You Amica Endura is Kaon and you made the honest move by-"
"Oh shut the hell up about honesty!" You cried out. You turned to him again and pointed a digit. "Decepticons! You are being deceived! You think honesty justifies..."
"Justifies what, (y/n)?" Tesaurus continued.
"Justifies the fact that I...I..." You slumped your shoulders and sat down. "I...I really do like Tarn... more than Kaon... More than..." You trailed off. Tesaurus nodded.
"The point is, I made a huge freaking mistake. I regret Kaon, and now I regret not being with Tarn." Tesaurus got up with a sympathetic smile, patted your shoulder, and walked out.

    You threw your face into your hands.

"What am I going to do..."

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