Who Would Have Thought | J. Saltzman [1]

↳ 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐧

"Let's hit the dining hall and carb load. It's game day" Lizzie said. "Ah yes let's carb load just to lose like every game" Y/N followed. "I'm not hungry" Josie announced. "What?" Josie asked as she noticed her sister watching her. "Well, uh, funny thing actually, Josette. This morning, as I was trying desperately trying to make this trash bag of a jersey  look cute, I suddenly had the urge to purge" Lizzie spoke. "We are rhyming now?" Y/N thought to herself. "So I fled to the bowl and lo and behold, I heaved up a gallon of black goo. So, seeing as I haven't dabbling in any illicit black magic recently, I can only imagine it was twin sympathy hurl. And here you are, denying the day's most important meal. So fess up. What did you do?" Lizzie asked. "Maybe you're pregnant, Lizzie. Oh, or maybe it's just how that jersey fits." Penelope called out. "Go away, evil one" Josie said. "Please do" Y/N added. "Already gone. Hot tip for you Mikaelson: next time you burn someone's hair off, make sure they can't rock a lob." Penelope said before walking off. "Wait. I was the one who set her hair on fire" Josie asked in confusion. "Yeah well..about that.. I kinda set her jacket BACK on fire after" Y/N confessed. "You did that for me?" Josie asked. "Of course I did" Y/N answered. "Morning! Big game today"MG said coming up to the girls. "Bounce, MG. If you hurry, you can catch up with the Blair bitch and tongue-chum her again." Lizzie suggested. "Did she who shall not be named just fat-shame me?" Lizzie asked. "Don't listen to her Lizzie" Y/N said. "Hey, girls, listen." Alaric began. "Don't do it. Don't day whatever it is you're about to say because you have Dad face, and wherever Dad face goes, daughter disappointment always follows." Josie told him. "I'm sorry; I can't make the game today." Alaric announced. "Wait..but you're the coach?" Y/N said. "And I'm QB1 this year." Lizzie said. "I hate it as much as you do, but I have to find Landon Kirby." Alaric explained. "Ok, so, let's cancel. I mean, it's a joke anyways. We can't use our powers, so we suck." Josie said. "Exactly. Which is a normal school for troubled rich kids thing to do. This annual event lets the locals see you for what they think you are. And keeps them from asking too many questions." Alaric told the girls. "But they mock us." Lizzie said sadly. "Because they're insecure small-town kids with small minds. So just let it be. Look, girls, with Landon running around, knowing all of our secrets, we have to protect our profile now more than ever. Can I count on you guys to do that?"Alaric asked. "No." Y/N called out. Alaric turned to Y/N and look her in the eyes. "I'm kidding!" Y/N shot out. "We'll be back as soon as we can" Alaric said. "Wait who's we?" Y/N asked. "Probably your sister" Lizzie said with dislike clear in her tone.

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"Dad loves Hope more than us." Lizzie said. "Lizzie, I'm sure he doesn't" Y/N assured the blonde. "You're being melodramatic, okay?He's missing one game" Josie said. "As to which he is suppose to coach" Y/N added. "First a game and then our weddings. This game is an opportunity. We can show him how seriously we are taking this by making sure that our secret stays protected out there on the field. Today, we will lose even more epically than we normally do." Lizzie said. "Win by losing. That's the spirit" Josie thought. "There's someone we need to recruit to our Island of Misfit Toys. Tall, hot and handsome." Lizzie hinted. "No one at this school then" Y/N sarcastically spoke. "No, Rafael, you idiot"  Lizzie explained. "OHH" Y/N finally understanding. "I am totally thinking tight end." Lizzie suggested. "I just saw him. Yeah, sorry, Raf's not gonna be at the game. He hopped the Hope train out of town. Just like your dad." Penelope teased. "I swear to the motherfucking god if you don't mind you're business she-devil" Y/N told Penelope. The girls walked away. Lizzie looked at her best friend almost ready to erupt with laughter. "What! The bitch just pops put from no where!" Y/N shot out. 'Volcano Lizzie' erupted with laughter

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"Let's have a good, clean, entirely uneventful game." Dorian said. "Like we do every year when we beat your asses down." Kyle said. "Oh shut the hell up" Y/N asked. "Y/N, Kyle" Dorian warned. "Alright, call in the air." Dorian said before a man threw a coin the air. "Tails never fails." Dana said. "TAiLs NeVER fAILs" Y/N mocked under her breath. "Guess not. Your ball." Dorian said when he saw the coin landed on tails. "Shake hands let's do this." Dorian said. Everyone excluding Y/N and Lizzie put out there hands to shake the Timberwolve's hands. "Kaleb. Come on, suck it up. We have to go through the every year, K?" Josie said as she placed a hand on Kaleb's shoulder. "I was being recruited by D1 schools before I got here, all right? I don't lose." Kaleb explained. "Well guess what, bud? We lose here, and to timberbulfs..-wolves" Y/N said before jogging off.