mordetwi~ MORDECAIxTWILIGHT

the start and end.

an~~ thank you for helping me @BurntCalimari    this is probably not what you expected i'm not so good a writer. 3rd person this whole book

Twilight was walking through her home talking to the carpet because she a baddie and therapists are expensive.

"OMG MR CARPET WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME, ALL YOU DO IS SIT A GET WALKED, AND PEED ON, AGGGH" Twilight was angry really angry, so angry to a point where she set Mr carpet on fire.

"Rest in pepperonis Mr carpet I hated you anyway," Twilight said as she exited her house to buy a new mr carpet.  While at ikepa (I.KEE.PA) she sees these really pretty people, "oh my goodness that girl is so hot!" Twilight said out loud.

"what you call me little horsey?" the girl says as she walks towards Twilight like she's walking down the red carpet, "you think I'm pretty huh well your not so bad yourself ponie. HOLA SOY Dora and this is my smokin cousin Deigo, we are from the jungle!" Dora says nicely

"can you see the horse who needs therapy and a boy toy?..." she askes no one in particular while looking off at a wall.

she practically screaming at this point "CAN YOU SEE THE HORSE WHO NEEDS THERAPY AND A BOY TOY??...." "Dora babe you need to calm down.." Deigo says in a gruff, hot manly, man voice.

"CALM DOWN, YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN YOU *&%^%#@#$%^&*&^%$#$%^& AND (*&^%$#$%(*&^%$%^&*&^%^&" DORA SCREECHES

'she might explode if she doesn't stop' Twilight thinks as Dora has a mental breakdown smashing and killing things left and right in the 'ponies and other ugly things :D' mall.

Twighlight leaves in a hurry to not get killed by that monster of a woman thing, as she's going home she smells smoke and rushes to her house. "OH MY GOD MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE" In a panic, she calls the fire department but, they put her on hold...

in realization, she screams "I FORGOT TO PUT OUT MR CARPET NOOOOOOO MY HOUSE" Twilight starts breaking down crying in front of her house, the last time this happened was because of her ex Mordecai.

she broke up with him and he decided to burn her house down in favor. she then remembers the song they always sang and decides to sing it for the last time.

"~~Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars

I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right nowCan we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' starsI could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now,"

a voice suddenly floods her memory "Mordecai" It's like she can hear him sing with her.

"Yeah, I could use a dream or a genie or a wish
To go back to a place much simpler than this
'Cause after all the partyin' and smashin' and crashin'
And all the glitz and glam and the fashion
And all the pandemonium and all the madness
There comes a time where you fade to the blackness
And when you're starin' at the phone in your lap
And you hopin' but them people never call you backBut that's just how the story unfolds
You get another hand soon after you fold
And when your plans unravel in the sand
What would you wish for, if you had one chance?~~"

Mordecai suddenly comes up behind her and starts singing the next part

"So airplane, airplane sorry I'm late
I'm on my way so don't close that gate
If I don't make that, then I'll switch my flight
And I'll be right back at it by the end of the night"

they then start singing together and dance with Twilights home burned down behind them.

"Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right nowCan we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now"

Mordecai then surprises Twilight by raping (rapping* I'm sorry he comments were too funny to change it) part that they could never rap before.

"Yeah, yeah, somebody take me back to the days
Before this was a job, before I got paid
Before it ever mattered what I had in my bank
Yeah, back when I was tryna get a tip at Subway
And back then I was rappin' for the hell of it
But nowadays we rappin' to stay relevant
I'm guessin' that if we can make some wishes out of airplanes
Then maybe, oh maybe, I'll go back to the days
Before the politics that we call the rap game
And back when ain't nobody listened to my mixtape
And back before when I tried to cover up my slang
But this is for Decatur, what's up Bobby Ray?
So can I get a wish to end the politics?
And get back to the music that started this shit
So here I stand and then again I say
I'm hoping we can make some wishes out of airplanes"

they then start singing together again like it was the last time they would see each other.

"Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right nowI could really use a wish right now
I, I, I could really use a wish right now
Like, like, like shootin' stars
I, I, I could, I could really use a wish right now
A wish, a wish right now~~"

"Mordecai It's really you!" Twilight said in delight while her house is still burning down with applejack in it.

"Of course it is my hooved horsewoman <3," Mordecai said with love and no look of betrail in his eyes he was just happy that applejack was dea- I mean he was so happy that Twilight was back in his arms, he already 'took care' of Diego and Dora. he was watching all those years when they broke up, Rigbys dead now because he said she was hot, Twilight never left the carpet on fire Mordecai did it after he tied apple jack up and threw her in the fire. now it's only him and Twilight just how he wanted.

~~TIME SKIP TO YEARS LATER~~

"Honeyy~?" Mordecai yelled to his lovely wife Twilight,

Twilight didn't say anything she just stood there staring into the corner.

"ANSWER ME!" Mordecai yelled as Twilight again just stood there.

this had been happening since they took him away, the 'special people' he called them. he was locked up in an insane asylum...

he suddenly burst out laughing like someone said the funniest joke in the whole world...

no one was there...

it's just him, Rigby, Dora, Deigo, and Applejack...

Rigby is dead.

Dora is dead.

Deigo is dead.

Applejack is dead.

Mordecai is insane.

the end :D your welcome 1123 words ; )