Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots

late night valo with the first years pt. 2

"Sukuna?" Megumi and Nobara both gasped as they recognized that deep voice.

"Where is Yuuji?" Fushiguro asks in worry.

"Oh the brat fell asleep. He's probably tired from all the fighting earlier. What a weakling."

"I'm coming over to his room."

"Wait Fushiguro! The match-"

"We can have another match some other time Nobara. I can't risk Sukuna doing something crazy while Yuuji is asleep."

"Now now. Calm down Fushiguro." Sukuna was surprisingly calm tonight. "I have no plans on doing anything other than continue the game for this brat."

"What?" Fushiguro could not believe his ears.

"You heard me. He wanted to continue playing so bad but he was too drowsy to keep his eyes open for longer." Did Sukuna actually pity his host?

"Do you even know how to play this game old man?" Nobara mockingly asks.

"Watch your mouth woman. I've been watching the brat play this game and I think I get the hang of it. It shouldn't be that hard."

"Sukuna... do you promise not to cause problems?" Fushiguro earnestly asked the cursed spirit. It was probably a stupid idea but for some reason, he wanted to see if the curse really just wanted to try playing a videogame.

"Yes." Sukuna says with a sigh. He can't tell Itadori's friends about the binding vow he had where he couldn't hurt anyone while he was using the boy's body.

"Well I guess we'll let you play."

"HUH?!! FUSHIGURO ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??" Kugisaki was not pleased with her friend's decision.

"Its okay Kugisaki. If he makes a scene I'll call Gojo-sensei." The male had prepared his phone in case he had to speed dial his idiot teacher in the middle of the night. "You want to win this match right? Having 5 players would really help." He had a point so in the end Kugisaki just went along with having Sukuna play for Itadori.

The two friends were surprised to see that Sukuna was quite good at moving his character. They thought that they would have to teach him about W, A, S, and D but thankfully he wasn't that much of a boomer. What a shock. He truly didn't lie when he said he watched Itadori playing the game.

But what made him a boomer though was his aim. He lost to his opponents making accurate headshots at him and he kept cursing.

"Having trouble old man?" Nobara was frustrated with how useless Sukuna was being. He wasn't making any shots.

"Shut up woman. I don't understand why I keep fucking dying."

"You have to shoot the enemy mister. You keep missing your shots and that's why you die." 

"Alright that's it. I'm going to fucking kill you."

"Wait Sukuna, Nobara, stop." Fushiguro sighs. He now had to babysit these two. Oh Itadori why do you leave me in this situation.

"Listen, I need you both to stop arguing. Instead of getting on his nerves, why don't you help him out Kugisaki. We want to win this right?"

"Of course we're winning this. But honestly if that old man is trash, we don't need him. We'll just 4v5 this."

"You-"

"No we're doing this together. Trust me on this. Sukuna will learn how to play it eventually. He just needs to fix his crosshair placement."

"But we couldn't wait that long-"

"Woman shut up. What do you mean by crosshair placement Fushiguro?"