Natasha Romanoff x Female reader Oneshots

Shorts

Warnings~ Shouldn't be anything bad.
Anyways these are just little bits

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Nat <3

Nat <3
Come up stairs detka, I want cuddles

Y/n
I just got home from my mission, give me a sec i'm getting food.

Nat<3
But i need you moya lyubov

Y/n
God stop calling me names in Russian, it does things to me.

Nat <3
I know ;)
Just hurry, will you

Y/n
I'm already on my way x

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Nat: Y/n would you like to come to the shop with me?
Y/n: Yeah, let me get my shoes on

*an hour later*

Nat stormed through the elevator doors as they opened in the living area.

Tony: uh oh she seems mad

Clint: yes she does.

Steve: Hey Nat. What's wrong?

As he finished Y/n came through the doors holding a white kitten

Nat: We went to the shop to buy snacks for movie night. Next thing i know Y/n's begging me to buy her a kitten. She gave me puppy eyes. I can't say no to puppy eyes.

Y/n: in my defence, she was in a animal shelter and she looked lonely. And you can't say no to me because you've gone soft.

Nat: I hate you

Y/n: if you hated me you wouldn't have let me have this kitten.

Nat: Shut up.

Y/n: Make me.

let's just say nat shut you up pretty good that night ;)

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Y/n: Hey Nat?

Nat: Yes?

Y/n: Knock knock

Nat: No Y/n i'm not doing another one of these stupid knock knock jokes

Y/n: Tasha, pleaseeeeeee

Nat: Fine, whose there?

Y/n: Mary

Nat: Mary who ?

Y/n: Marry me?

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*you thought it would be funny to pretend there was a killer in the lockdown room, knowing the avengers would go in there. you also changed the passcode for the door so they couldn't get out.*

Tony: Y/n what's the code?

Y/n: I'm not saying