One very very very very very very very very hot day in the middle of winter it was like 200 degrees outside and Lil' Chad was sweating up a storm. He decides to go to the local store that's just 40 minutes by car from his house to get a refreshing ice hot drink. He walks and walks and walks all the way to the local store until he gets lost. "WHAT THE HECK?!??? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO THE POOP STORE!? NOT POOPMANISTAN??"
Anyways... Poopmanistan... a VERY lovely place. Lil' Chad even gets greeted by the legendary Poop Man himself!!! Poop man even gives Lil' Chad his very own pack of Gatorade! Lil' Chad is so excited that he chugs half of the grape Gatorades. He then meets this very sweet but tall man named Kool-Aid Man after walking about 5 feet to the left. Kool-Aid Man starts talking about how his girlfriend of 768327628 years left him after he kept crashing into the same wall over and over again. She was sick of rebuilding it. Soon into the story, Lil' Chad had to pee. It's urgent!! He knocks Kool-Aid Man to the side and a few drops of Kool-Aid falls into an empty jar. Chad sees the jar and he pees in it!
"HELLOOOOOOO! IT'S ME! AKA YOUR PEE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PISS CAN TALK!" screamed Lil' Chad. Legend has it, Kool-Aid is magical, but Chad didn't know this. He was so freaked out he kicked his pee all the way to McDonalds.
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Kazuki and the Magical Jar of Piss
RandomWhat's that jar with yellow liquid??? Is it speaking??? Why's it smell sour... like funky!?
