𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐭| Avengers React To Themselves

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Peter Parker: [shrugs] I felt that, too, I felt that, too.

"Felt what?" Tony asks

Aunt May: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Did you get your passport?

Peter Parker: Yeah.

Aunt May: Mini toothpaste?

Peter Parker: Yeah.

[Happy Hogan enters. He's carrying a big check for the homeless.]

"Happy?"

Happy Hogan: Hey, sorry I'm late.

Peter Parker: Happy, hey!

Happy Hogan: [to May] Oh, you look lovely.

Aunt May: Thanks, you too.

Happy Hogan: Thank you. New dress?

Aunt May: Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. That's a new beard.

"Uhhh what's happening?" Peter asked

"Well you see Kid, Aunt Hottie and Happy are flirting which means tha-"

"I know what flirting means Mister Stark and Please don't call my Aunt May that"

"Then why are you asking what's happening" Tony said

"What I meant was Why are they flirting with eachother"

"Oh"

Rhodey laughs "Oh my God This is gold, Happy trying to flirt"

[Peter looks back in forth between the two, confused.]

Happy Hogan: It's my Blip beard, because I grew it in the blip. Blip beard.

"What's the blip" Scott asks

I will explain that later....*awkward laugh*

Aunt May: I see.

Happy: Anyway, the reason I'm late is because this was misplaced at the office. Can you believe it? Because it's enormous. I mean, not the amount, the size. The amount's nice too.

Aunt May: (laughs) Oh.

Happy Hogan: The very generous Pepper Potts, said...

Aunt May: Thank you.

Happy Hogan: ...she's sorry she couldn't be here.

"Hey what about me!?" Tony asks

Cue *Awkward laugh*

[Peter is still looking at them in confusion]

Aunt May: I think I'm going to go change the Sterno under the vegan lasagna. (to Peter) Spider-Man, go shake hands.

Peter Parker: Will do. [turns to Happy as May leaves] What just happened?

"Poor kid" Loki chuckled

Happy Hogan: Heads up, Nick Fury's calling you.

Peter Parker: Nick Fury's going to call me?

"Why would Fury call him?" Clint asks

They all just shrugged

Happy Hogan: Yeah.

Peter Parker: Why?

Happy Hogan: Why? Because he probably has some hero stuff for you to do. You're a superhero. He calls superheroes.