The Royal Jester (royal quackity au)

The prison

//AN: this is what sapnap was doing while the pagent prep was happening and i know i haven't updated in 3 days i didn't want to work on it on my bday//

(SAPNAP POV)
It's been pretty weird working at the prison with sam, i have no clue who i can trust anymore if i have to be honest. George is really missing dream and he's been talking to this god called dream XD , i really think he might be going a bit insane. BadBoyHalo is controlled by the egg along with skeppy and antfrost, i tried talking with this guy at quackity's casino called slimecicle he's...weird he kept saying "dap me up!" and was throwing up slime. Everything is in shambles but i've decided i can trust sam.

I saw ponk and sam arguing earler but it is prob notahing, i decied to check on dream and give him a new clock. After all the security checks, i was near dream i could ever so slightly hear "SAPNAP SAPNAAAAAP SAPPY SAPPPPPPPPPPPP I NEED NEW CLOCK CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEE?" it was very annoying but he does this everytime i come in. "JESUS SHUT UP IM COMING IN GOD!" i shouted to make sure he could hear me. I put in the key and waited for the lava to move before going on to the platform. When i was in i saw dream standing at the lava waiting like a dog. "Do you have the clock what time is iiiiiit!" He groaned like a child, " i have it you big f###ing baby." I muttered as i put the clock on the wall, i heard a small yay from dream "you need to stop doing that i you do it again im not f###ing coming back to give another god damn clock!" (Roses are red cacti are prickly holy sh## that escalated quickly 😳) i shouted to make sure he knew i was serious. "Fine fine fine. I wont do it again!" He wined

I left the cell to do more things in tge prison, soon it was night and i just wanted to get home. I asked sam if i could leave early he said f but failing. "Hi sappy im trying to make F##K OWW." he greeted me as he burnt his hand on the pan. "Where the hell is karl." I asked hanging up my stuff. "I have no clue." He reaponded trying to flip the eggs."im going to bed goodnight." I yawned going to the bedroom. "What for mee!" He shouted as he ran towards me. "Turn the stove off first!" I shouted as i got in bed. After he turned it off he came in bed to and we both fell asleep.