One Shots ➴ HxH

𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕔 ★⛓ Hisoka x Ilumi⛓★

⛓ WARNING: Shameless Smut, Cock Piercings, Hair Pulling, Card Tricks, Blood Kink. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ⛓

⛓ Word Count: 2440⛓

Hisoka shuffled his deck as he sat cross-legged over the small single bed of the airship.

The portly man called Tonpa had begged Illumi's roommate, currently disguised as Gittarackur, to change rooms with him. Bothered by the constant whining of both the portly man and the chimp that hopped in his roommate's shoulder, he decided that Hisoka would be better company than these two fools. Illumi's assumption turned out to be correct. He simply watched Hisoka deftly handling his cards as they flipped around his long pale fingers and jumped to his other hand smoothly.

Hisoka started building a card castle, occasionally grunting once the airship swayed more aggressively and his castle collapsed. Illumi decided, since he was sharing the room with Hisoka, that he could remove his disguise. The chances of someone storming into this room were close to null. No one was that foolish... Hisoka alone was enough of a threat to keep the people in the rooms close by sleeping with an eye open.

A sigh left Illumi's lips as he mechanically walked to the small bathroom. He, too, would have to keep an eye open. Maybe even both. Hisoka was unpredictable and Illumi didn't have an ounce of trust for the clown.

He started removing all the golden needles that clinked as they were dropped on the shiny white sink. His face started morphing, eyes widening and dark pupils expanding. His whole posture relaxed and he stored the needles in his pocket for later use before leaving the bathroom to notice Hisoka had moved to his bed.

Hisoka's bed now held four tall card castles built side by side, and the clown was building a new one on Illumi's bed without a care in the world.

"Hisoka." He stated as he leaned on the wall opposite to the bed.

"Lumi~." Golden eyes never left the red and white plaid cards.

"That is my bed."

"Don't be stingy Lumi... It can be our bed, it's not like you were planning to sleep."

He had a point, his fuchsia hair seemed to be flopping down, the strength of his air gel weakening and leaving strands to follow the rightful order of things and cover his forehead.

"Do you wanna see a magic trick, Lumi?"

"No." Illumi replied in an instance, he wasn't here to entertain the clown. He simply needed the hunter licence for a job. Hisoka's hair flopped down all at once with a snap of his fingers. Oh, so he had used bungee gum for it. Slim fingers placed the two final cards at the tip of the card castle and as soon as those stood by themselves, his golden eyes met the black ones.

"Don't be a party pooper, Illu~" He left the bed slowly, trying his best for the card castle to stay in place. His hand ruffled fuchsia locks as he sauntered closer to the assassin and pulled yet another card deck from his pocket. "Just pick a card."

A slim dark eyebrow arched, unamused. Hisoka spread the deck facing down and held it for Illumi to take a single card. He did, eyes trained on Hisoka's as he gathered his nen over his eyes to use Ryo and figure out what sort of trick he would be playing.

He pulled the Jack of Diamonds, and noticed with curiosity that there was no nen attached to it. "What now?"

Jack of Diamonds, an unreliable and dishonest person with light hair... If he wasn't mistaken, that was the meaning of the card. He pressed his lips together in thought, it fit Hisoka perfectly.