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Day 1
My brother, sorry Lukas, has gotten a new fridge. How shall I describe it? It's icy, it's cold, it's perfect. The Samsung 8000 two steel door refrigerator has captured my heart. I must admit it. I shall call it Sam, yes Sam. Sam the refrigerator. Perfect name.
Day 2
I did it, I touched the fridge, finally. I had been working up the courage for a few hours. I had my bird cheer me on.
Day 3
I was home alone with the refrigerator. I- I did it, I told Sam I loved them. I told them. They returned my icy feelings. We made out passionately. Life is good. Right after this my bro-Lukas came home.
Day 4
Life is great with big brother- hnnn Lukas going on trips a lot. I get a nice long time with the fridge. If only Simon didn't come over so often. I'm old enough not to need babysitting. All I want is some alone time with my fridge so I can make it- I mean hang out with it.
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I hate this shit.
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