Technoblade x y/n (voices)

Chapter 12: training day one

Techno woke Y/N early in the morning, and since he knew they would resist he did it as politely and sweet as possible, "Y/N, sweetie it's time to wake up".

They groaned and blushed while looking at the maskless man, "Hmph, what if I don't wanna?"

Techno looked down at them, "Then I'm gonna have to pick you up and carry you, aren't I?" He said with a smirk not expecting them to take the offer, which they did. Techno picked Y/N up and put them at the table while he made them a big breakfast, they'll need to eat better if they're gonna win against Dream, he thought to himself.

After he played the food he turned around to see
Y/N fast asleep at the table, he chuckled, "Fine, if you're gonna be that way then I'll just wait for you, it seems like you need the rest anyway" he beamed, seeing them there so calm made him happy, Am I truly happy? Yes... They're so cute I just wanna kiss their forehead. Techno didn't realize he actually kissed their forehead until after they woke up.

"Heyyyyyy Techie, what's up?" Y/N asked groggily

"We're training today remember? Why are you so tired?" He asked worried, "You aren't getting sick are you?"

"Just a thing with Ranboo, have him explain it later, this is delicious Techno, thank you" they replied

"No problem, when you're done meet me outside, I need to set something up anyway" he responded walking out of the house.

Techno began setting up an obstacle course to test Y/Ns endurance, they came out in the middle of it to ask if he needed help, "You can tell me why you're exhausted, that'll help me arrange a schedule," he spoke.

They groaned, "Fine, Ranboo came home while I was doing dishes, he couldn't remember most of what happened after he left to scout, apparently Dream cut him up a bit so now I'll return the favor 100 fold" they brushed their hair back, "I'm aware of how petty I'm being but... I wanna rub the smug look off of his stupid mask covered face!" They shouted punching a tree.

Techno got bandages to wrap their hand assuming they hurt themself, he looked at it and realized there was nothing noticeably wrong, then he looked at the tree, there was a sizable dent in it, Never get them mad, he decided. "Hey Y/N, Philza's gonna teach you proper swordsmanship after I time you on this obstacle course, ok?"

They nodded, "Fine, but don't underestimate me", and then, the challenge began, over the downed logs, under tree branches, swinging across the bars, then finally, a sprint over the finish line.

"How are you so fast? That was done in... 3 minutes!" The look of pure shock across his face made their sore joints worth it.

"Was that good? Sorry I'm a bit out of breath" they huffed.

Philza appeared behind them shocking Y/N, "It was amazing, Techno, go do your thing," he said winking, Techno seemed to blush at this, and he waltzed away.

"What was that about?" Y/N stated curiously.

"Nothing, are you ready for the sparring or do you need a minute?" He replied concerned, "You should stay hydrated"

"I'm good to go for now Dadza" they said with a smirk

Phil seemed taken aback at this remark, "The only time I get called that is when someone's about to die, it better be Dream" he guffawed.

"Oh it will, trust me, it will" they spoke with a sparkle in their eye, "now let's get to work".

They worked on stances and repetition for a few hours straight before breaking for water, they were a decent swordsman, but they needed to work on mobility and defending.

"Sorry I worked you so hard, I just want you to win" Phil apologized

"Oh it's completely fine, I asked for this, he needs to be taken down a peg" Y/N spoke with venom in their voice.

"He's really upset you hasn't he? What did he do?" Philza asked gently.

"He insulted me, stalked the ones I care about, hurt my friends, and what he did to Tommy..." they trailed off, a frown etched on their face.

"Sorry to bring it up, wait, who did he hurt?" Philza started fiddling with his hat.

"Oh, it was Ranboo, I had to patch him up last night because of him," Y/N stared as Phil's face went from concern to anger.

"Are you ready to work even harder?" He spoke with a rages laced tongue

"Hurry up old man, the break was for you, not me" they giggled.

They worked on Y/Ns weak points until Techno came home, he was holding a rucksack full of assorted meats.

"Sorry it took so long, I was expanding the animal pens, and while I was doing that I decided to help you bulk up on protein so you have an even higher chance at beating the green homeless man" Techno spoke, easing up as soon as he saw Y/N.

"Thank you Techie, I truly appreciate it, how long did you hunt for?" They spoke messing with their hair.

Techno blushed hearing their nickname for him, "It didn't take long," Actually it took a few hours but I don't want you to worry about me, He thought to himself, It's worth it if I get to see you smile, he looked down to see them blushing realizing the last part he spoke aloud. "I'm sorry I didn't mean to say that"

"It's ok Techno, thank you for the food" they smiled up at him.

"I'll cook tonight so you guys don't have to," Philza spoke up, My dumb son needs all the help he can get, a brilliant strategist but awful at flirting. Philza chuckled to himself.

They relaxed over a nice delicious mutton dinner, then they prepared for the next day.