What a monstrosity of a girl. cielXoc

Chapter 1

**Ray**
I was walking down the cracked sidewalk of London. Bored out of my mind I started singing/yelling.

"GIVE THIS POOR YOUNG GIRLLLLLL SOME CAKEEEE! SHES POOR AND REALLY WANTS SOME CAKEEEE!CAKEEEE IS GREATTT BUT SO AMMM IIII SO YOU SHOULDDDD GIVE MEEE SOME CAKEEE!"

I finished and bowed but all I got was dirty looks and people whispering things to each other.

I walked up to 2 girls whispering to each other while looking at me. I tapped one of there shoulders.

"Excuse me but whispering is impolite. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT TO MY FACE!" I huffed, they looked like I just stole their cake. Well in all honesty I would if they had some. I turned around and walked away.

As I was walking, I saw a boy around my age. Rich looking kid. Maybe he's nice and will give me some cake. I'm pretty sure I started drooling.

I skipped up to him.

"Excuse me young sir, but would u happen to have some money...or cake. Either will do." I said nicely.

He turned around, looking at me he had a 'you talking to me' look on his face.

I coughed three times.

"Yes I'm talking to you." I smiled

He looked bewildered.

"WOW! Is that an eyepatch, did a cat attack your eye?" My 5 year old side coming out. NO 5 YEAR OLD RAY YOU GOTTA STAY IN YOUR BOX. That didn't do much help.

He replied with a simple "yes and no a cat did not scratch my eye out."

"Can I have it?" I chuckled.

"No u may not" he said, uptight little freak.

"PLEASE!!!!!"

"No!" He almost shouted "I have something to do so if you may kindly leave I'd be able to presume with matters more important than you."

I've heard it all before. But of course that didn't mean I wasn't mad.

"Well than as the poor hobo I am it's my job too." I snatched the eye patch off his smug little face.

He quickly covered his eye.

"sweet! I'm a pirate now!" I laughed victoriously.

"SEBASTIAN!" He yelled snapping me out of my daze.

"Yes my lord?" A raven haired butler said appearing out of his butthole...or wait he might of just walked over here while I was thinking of being a pirate.

"Could you please fetch this girl and bring her to the manor, if you haven't noticed she took my eye patch." He said...he might just be a tad bit mad.

"Yes my lord." He put a hand over his heart than looked at me. "How troublesome, a young girl shouldn't be getting herself into so much trouble."

I swear on my last hope of getting some cake his eyes turned red for a second.

"N-Now don't do anything rash. Um um I like your suit thing...I LIKE YOUR FACe?" I tried making things better. That did not make anything better.

He just looked at me.

"WELL IM OUT!" I yelled turning around. But before I could quickly make a get away, I was grabbed.

Well fuck
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Sorry this was really short. But I'm eating and too lazy to write more.
Bye losers 😘
~Angie