**ray**
As I was tied to this lovely chair with some a lovely STRONG rope, a flamboyant blondy walked up to me."Is everything alright?" He asked tilting his head.
"Yeah yeah everything is great. Having a really fun time tied up to this chair. What next? Are u going to FUCKING STAB ME? Haha ignore that part I'm really having a fantastic time." I say with a smile my eye twitching.
He gives me a confused look for a minute but than quickly resumes.
"great!" He said with a big smile.
Nice I'm glad he's enjoying himself. He picks up a fork and for a minute I thought he was about to stab me continuously till I bleed out, but than he blurts out.
"Open up! You're hungry right?"
I'll admit I was but no way was I gunna let him feed me like I was a baby.
I kept the smile on my face, my eye twitching more with every second.
"Are you alright?" I ask him my smile fading but oh boy my eye was still twitching.
All that came out of him was a huh.
"Really are you alright? I thought I just heard you say you were gunna feed me? HAHA YOU THOUGHT!"
I tilted the chair and turned it around. I kicked him in the private part. He collapsed to the floor with a groan. I started to saw my way through the rope with the sharp edge of the wooden table. When the rope finally broke I did something SO so so SOOO stupid. Instead of running to the door, I ran to the stairs.
Claude appeared behind me so I ran up. I tripped over this stupid but nice dress every time I proceeded a step.
As I got to the top of the second floor I turned around and ripped the bottom of the dress off revealing my thighs and stockings? Oh well that's nice to. I feel so violated. And this poor dress, it was really nice dress. Rest in pieces.
Claude was still at the bottom of the stairs and Alois joined him.
I was fuming. If anything at the moment my face is red and I bet my life there is probably steam coming off of me.
"Alright so first off. HOW DARE YOU TIE ME TO A CHAIR!? LIKE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? IT WAS COMFORTABLE AND ALL, WELL NOT THE ROPE BUT THAT WAS A PRETTY COMFORTABLE CHAIR! AND THE DRESS!? Well the dress was actually really pretty...not Anymore hehe sorry. WAIT I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING SORRY YOU TIED ME TO A GOD DAMN CHAIR AND WAS GOING TO FEED ME LIKE I WAS I WAS A BABY, IF ANYTHING IM OLDER THAN YOUR DUMB ASS NOODLE ARMS DJSICO SELF." I choked out the last part.
I could barely breathe to be perfectly honest. I kept my eyes on Alois and the butler the whole time and little did I know the pirate and the other butler busted through the door minutes ago.
I looked up, face still red, steam still coming off my fuming body.
"YOU DUMB LITTLE PIRA-" But before I could finish my sentence by vision blurred and I stumble to edge of the first step. You'd think your first reaction would to be to fall backwards, but because I'm actually quite daft when it comes to common sense I fell forward. WHEN IT DOUBT SCREAM IT OUT!
"WEEEEEEEEE" I yelled while falling forward. But before I could fall into the pits of hell and possible bust my head open, someone caught me.
I looked up to see ciel. Huh?
"H-How didd you geet op heeere so fast." I managed to say. I was actually quite light headed.
"Well while you were putting on a show for us I just walked up here. I told Sebastian to go home and prepare a meal for you."
"Wheet abut mr.noodle arms and perv 2.0"
"Well Sebastian took care of them awhile ago, I mean you were up here yelling out complete nonsense for at least 20 minutes. Wait perv 2.0? And mr.noodle arms?" He asked in a wtf voice.
"Ye yo kno, aloees hes noodle arms, and the otha gey looks like the otha guy." I laughed.
"Yes yes alright. That's enough talking."
He sighed.I nod, expecting he was gunna carry me to the horse pulled death trap but he kinda just drags me.
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