Daily Dose Of Crown Of Feathers

Incorrect quotes #14

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Cassian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Tristan: ...I did. I broke it.
Cassian: No. No you didn't. Sparrow?
Sparrow: Don't look at me. Look at Elliot.
Elliot: What?! I didn't break it.
Sparrow: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Elliot: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sparrow: Suspicious.
Elliot: No, it's not!
Sev: If it matters, probably not, but Reilla was the last one to use it.
Riella: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Sev: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Riella: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sev!
Tristan: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cassian.
Cassian: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Sev: Cassian... Veronyka's been awfully quiet.
Veronyka: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Cassian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Cassian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Cassian:
Cassian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around