i wake up and i'm alone in shreks bed. he must have gone early to wizardry class.
i drag my tiny frame out of the bed and get dressed in the uniform, it makes me look so hot. hopefully i'll impress both draco malfoy and shrek. i collect my books with my tiny slim hands and make my way outside.
as i walk into the classroom it seems i'm early, because the only person i see here is draco. oh no.
i slowly walk up to him.
"hey draco..." i blush
"oh... uh hey nanny plum. how are you?" he asks me smiling
"i'm good thanks, now that i've seen you." i say looking down at my feet shyly.
"uh i have to go." he says, but before he goes he passes me a very beautiful note that reads:
"meet me in the woods at 11pm on the dot <3."
i get butterflies in my precious stomach. this is it!
the day goes by and still i don't see shrek or draco with my tiny eyeballs.
it becomes 10 pm and i go to deacons dorm to get ready in a beautiful red sleek dress that shows my curves and defines me. i look to die for, because i'm not like other girls.
i leave the castle and i manage to find a beautiful log bench lit with beautiful candles in the woods that emit a beautiful glow. it lights up my face. my face also lights up when i see draco sat down, wearing a beautiful tux.
"h-hey." i stutter and he stands up.
"hello beautifu- i mean hello nanny." he stammers.
"did you just-" he cuts me off.
"no, nevermind." he looks down.
i walk closer to him. "so what did you want to talk about?"
he grabs my tiny waist and pulls me close to him. so close that i can see every atom on his perfectly carved face. i feel something below me.
suddenly as he is about to rip every since piece of clothing off of me, shrek makes an appearance.
he's wearing a beautiful blue suit that defines his chub and his flabs. all of his body hair piercing through.
yep...... even that hair.
i blush.
suddenly shrek yanks me out of dracos grip and runs off very quickly with me on top of his shoulders.
until i see a log cabin.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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nanny plum x shrek
Fanfictionhi... i'm nanny plum. i've been sent to hogwarts by my evil mafia parents... because i'm not like other girls... will nanny plum end up in love? what will happen in hogwarts? stay tuned to find out. TT: nannyplumxshrekfanfic