Random shorts

Two Smart Uncles Laughing to the Beat

Matt Ferguson was thinking about Michelle Vader again. Michelle was an arrogant brute with curvy eyelashes and brunette moles.

Matt walked over to the window and reflected on his pretty surroundings. He had always loved magical San Francisco with its rich, raw rivers. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel anxious.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an arrogant figure of Michelle Vader.

Matt gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a hilarious, stupid, whiskey drinker with handsome eyelashes and ginger moles. His friends saw him as a kaleidoscopic, keen knight. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a bitter baby.

But not even a hilarious person who had once made a cup of tea for a bitter baby, was prepared for what Michelle had in store today.

The drizzle rained like swimming monkeys, making Matt stressed. Matt grabbed a giant blade that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Matt stepped outside and Michelle came closer, he could see the wonderful smile on her face.

Michelle gazed with the affection of 6017 clumsy crooked cats. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want affection."

Matt looked back, even more stressed and still fingering the giant blade. "Michelle, let's move in together," he replied.

They looked at each other with lonely feelings, like two handsome, homeless horses walking at a very brutal rave, which had piano music playing in the background and two smart uncles laughing to the beat.

Matt studied Michelle's curvy eyelashes and brunette moles. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Matt in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Michelle."

Michelle looked confident, her emotions raw like a thundering, tight torch.

Matt could actually hear Michelle's emotions shatter into 6527 pieces. Then the arrogant brute hurried away into the distance.

Not even a glass of whiskey would calm Matt's nerves tonight.

THE END

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