A: hey
B: hey is for horses
A: shut up
B: shutting is for doors
A: stop! I'm not joking
B: joking is for clowns
A: grrrrr!
B: growling is for dogs
A: knock it out
B: knocking is for doors
A: stop or I'm going to disown you and call the cops on you for harassment
B; ok ok I'll stop
A: let's start over, hey!
B: hey is for horses! :) :)